ultimate lesbian

she/her/they/them minor nsfw please dni

[ultimatelesbianism]

its gonna be 2020 and u better believe the lesbians are gonna have their year

[ultimatelesbianism]

hi guys um in 2019 can we not make fun of women regardless of their size?? like please?????

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

skinny girl: i like to eat

everyone: :)

fat girl: i like to eat too

everyone: ha ha we can see that

[andreauxminyard]

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

[wrook]

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

[piscesenergy]

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

[amant-lesbienne]

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

[gay-possum-rights]

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

[ubelyptus]

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not to sound like a man-hating dyke but i’m a dyke and i hate men

[fangedbratz]

someone: what are you planning to pursue in your future?

me: