stop, stupid time

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grilled soup and tomato cheese

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[butt-rice]

did you piss yourself or are you just happy to see me

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both

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minor sanders sides spoilers

prinxiety being implied by Thomas sanders himself on a random Tuesday in October was not on my 2024 bingo card

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chat I have a weird thing where if I see any criticism of something I really really like I get all upset and nauseous and and

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how the hell is this canon /pos

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You’re right and you should say it

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how the hell is this canon /pos

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ok fineeeee I’ll talk about my cringe ahh gravity falls billford fix-it au

Sooo a breakout occurs at the theraprism, and in the commotion, Bill Cipher accidentally reincarnates as a human man named Cyrus Birch in the year 1986! He retains none of his memories from being Bill, but occasionally dreams about the axolotl and about triangles and you know. Being Bill Cipher

Eventually, one day (after the events of the show, and after the stan twins have returned home), Cyrus crashes at the mystery shack, and can’t help but feel a connection to Ford! Not only that, he’s getting a lot of deja vu from this place! Maybe he’ll remember something soon :)

but yeaaaaaah they fall in love!! Yippee billford <3

if yall have any questions or comments PLZ hmu im desperate to ramble about this au

[cishetlessfashion]

Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao

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if Thomas sanders isn’t in this

[imaveryevilgirl]

Me: "Man I just feel like I'm in a rut, you know?"

My Puppygirl Therapist: *sweating* "I-In a what?"

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chat how do I smell like starry eyed ambition that was lost long ago

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

i got this new anime plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

what happens next?!

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

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boner? I hardly kno%HjwhsUwgwuIaoosd%{**{%HEKshejeisl

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save a pig eat out the farmer