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[mousegirlheart]

c'mon sweetheart, you can't go play unless you finish your dinner, okay?

[mollyjames]

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

[mollyjames]

Girls are you okay?

[butt-rice]

to build trust with an aggressive (often abused) animal, you have to like.

not make eye contact

unflinchingly share space without contact

slowly start introducing food and treats

eventually introduce bonding behaviours like grooming or play

work up to situations with other people and animals

i think we should forcibly put internet addicts through this treatment to bring them back into society.

[butt-rice]

journalists love to rag on tiktok and x as vectors of radicalisation, but i really think we have to have a conversation about reddit...

like half of the commonly fed subreddits exist specifically to be entrypoints into right wing radicalisation, and the other half exist to manufacture consent on behalf of the dnc and/or langley.

was kinda always like this, but it's been so dreadful since llms became good enough to just slop the whole website.

[cryptotheism]

I like how guns are useless against Japanese folk horror type monsters. There's no special gun you can make. You have to feed this thing your hair every night or it makes you drown yourself in a lake. You were fucked from the moment you acknowledged it.

[butt-rice]

bankers are a type of japanese folk horror monster

[maroonracoon]

Fox & Bunny

watercolor and poster paints 8x13 in

[butt-rice]

ok google is transedgender haram or halal enter

[astercontrol]

I have never looked up the etymology of the phrase "out of pocket" meaning "totally unreasonable and ridiculous" but in my pharmacy tech heart and soul I know that it means "like the amount your medication would cost without insurance"

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[randomslasher]

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

[butt-rice]

i have exactly 2 emotional states:

i will live forever, nothing can harm me

i will kill myself tonight due to mild embarrassment

[butt-rice]

we have a really easy time loving animals unconditionally. we don't expect reciprocation from the squirrel at the park. we don't expect the pigeons we feed to stop shitting on people. when we see a stray or feral dog/cat we just naturally want to take care of it oe take it to the vet.

just complete strangers.

but with people it's so much more complex with invisible rules and fuzzy logic and if you make a mistake everyone instinctively ostracises you.

wish my landlord was a dog who accepted payment in belly rubs

[butt-rice]

it's 89 degrees outside but opening the window feels like opening the fridge door so thank FUCK the air is healthy enough to breathe

[butt-rice]

talking about the 2000 american election is funny cuz if you're talking to a millenial or older, they're like "yeah yeah we all know the time knife"

but talk to anyone younger and they're like "what do you MEAN the supreme court stole the election???"

[vocaloid-tunes]

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Hair Swept Back By Gale-Force Winds | Yukopi feat. Kaai Yuki

[395nm]

higgeldy piggeldy yankee the doodler riding to town on a mini'ture steed

onto his headgear he grafted a feather and called it a noodle that goes well with cheese

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[eebie]

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck