Ultimate Muscle Transcribed

A blog dedicated to capturing YouTube's finest automated captioning moments, Ultimate Muscle style. Kinnikuman Nisei screencaps are welcome, too.

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So here’s my latest contribution to the “One Thicc Bih” meme 

You’re welcome

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yo i just learned akira kamiya voices Pipimi in the Pop Team Epic anime

wanna know who else kamiya is famously known as?

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He also voices Kinnikuman! 

You’re welcome

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Welp, the inactivity intensified 

I suppose this blog is on hiatus, until I can find some Ultimate Muscle episodes on youtube so that I can turn on automated captions and get screencaps. I’m really sorry about that. 

Anyway, I hope you’re having a nice new year, and that this year will treat us all better than the last one did 

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Hey, sorry for the inactivity lately! I’ve been busy preparing for a dentist appointment (in which I get my wisdom teeth out), and have been packing up my stuff to move to a house just down the street

So, I’ve been quite busy, and haven’t really had the energy to dedicate time to this blog. Rest assured, things will pick right back up once all that stuff’s done with! 

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Go to bed, destruction. 

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I don’t think that’s going to help him win this match, captions. 

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It’s like Dial Bolic hijacked the captions to tell the ladies that his dial tone will NOT make them moan. 

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I should have known Kevin Mask would be a medical mystery from the moment he ate popcorn without even taking off his mask. Seriously, how did he do that? 

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Well, now that’s not a very nice greeting, captions! 

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First he wants a house, now he wants a towel. 

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