It's important to get the rules about kissing clear in the Bro Code. Obviously, kissing is a huge part of how bros bond. It builds intimacy, it cements the bond. Nothing gets a bro thinking about "we" rather than "me" quite like kissing. But it's also full of pit-falls. Kissing can go from No Homo to full homo real fucking quick if you're not careful. The bros know this; they're not completely stupid.
A couple of ground rules.
Kiss around other cool bros, in open places, or with open doors. Kissing behind closed doors is always dangerous - a closed door is an invitation to push boundaries that good bros shouldn't push. The bro in this clip broke the code when he closed the door. They were clearly feeling a certain kind of way and wanting to get more intimate. It's fine. Shit happens. No bro's perfect. But a good rule of thumb is to keep yourself visible.
Exploring your bro's body while you kiss is totally natural and cool. What, are you gonna just stand there with your arms at your side while you kiss? No, bruh, that's dumb. You explore, you grope, you tease, you laugh. Bros should be physically intimate anyway, kissing irrelevant. If you're not comfortably patting your bro's ass every thirty minutes at least, are you really bros? A grope mid-kiss is normal, healthy and awesome.
Acknowledge and celebrate your bro's boners, but don't get too handsy. A dude getting a boner is an awesome thing. It's the primacy of his manhood. And bros support that above all else. But, it's super gay if you just start jacking your bro mid kiss. The best way through this thorny issue is to recognize that bro's popped a stiffy, compliment him on how awesome it is, give it a friendly bro-squeeze, and carry on. Anything else is rude, sus or anti-bro.
Everything stays above-underwear! This is such a fundamental rule for bros. Whether grabbing ass, dick or balls, it's all No Homo so long as there's a bit of fabric between you and your goal. As soon as that fabric's gone - gay! Gotta stick hard and fast to this rule, boys. No excuses.
Don't get lost! It's easy to lose yourself in a kiss. Your lips are locked, your eyes are close, his warmth on you, his breathing and excitement - bros, that shit's addictive. The key is to control it. Say you're hanging with a bro to play a few hours of Smash. Maybe have a five minute kiss when you greet, end with the same, and halfway through your sesh, take a twenty minute break to really bro-out on each other's lips. It will give you a refreshing break from the game, and it will also pump up your blood and give you the energy you need to play better. Bros are finding this is a winning tactic for building broships, killing it online, and keeping their skills sharp. Win win, dudes.
So those are just some straightforward rules to keep your bro kissing straight. Staying on top of what is and isn't Homo is a hard gig. Bros are constantly changing the goalposts, and that's cool! Bros policing bros is a big part of how we learn to be awesome dudes.
The easiest way to keep it straight is to just avoid kissing altogether, but this is wrong, bros. Kissing builds the bond stronger than anything. Don't pussy out. Get in your kisses, just keep it all above board.
And if it does go homo for a minute, or an hour, or hell a whole night, fine. No one's perfect, and we've all been there. You're still a bro.
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