So...What's Up?

[2000ish]

[aromancy]

oh hey, it me

[catchymemes]

[strongermonster]

why is this written like it's trying to hypnotize me into making a batch of caramelized onions, and more importantly, why is it working

[evilwizard]

*at the door to the selkie convention* good evening, ladies—allow me to take your coats

[evilwizard]

QUICK UPDATE: i am paying 182 alimony checks

[catchymemes]

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fickle-ghost-friend]

I love this scientist man who has probably been, on many occasions, a victim of physics

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have been a victim of physics

[supreme-leader-stoat]

If you or a loved one has been a victim of physics, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

[30-minute-memes]

I remember back then

[funnytwittertweets]

[diybreastreduction-deactivated2]

who up delaying the inevitable

[toastbutteregg]

[capitalismkillz]

I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it

[batfamfucker]

We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.

[batfamfucker]

Barry: Eat the rich!

Bruce: Oh thank Go-

Clark: Oh, I intend to 🥴🥵

[batfamfucker]

[whispering-imp]

It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

you: are you okay?

me: *looks off into the distance*

me: in theory.

[everythingfox]

Perfect fit

[markiplier]

Why does everyone want to milk me?

[unwelcome-ozian]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[generation-snooze]