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*Some kind of… creature is standing in the woods of headspace, looking towards the village.*
*It blends in with the shadows, with the only thing easily visible being its one blue eye. It’s incredibly tall, with all of its limbs looking stretched, and has long, sharp fingers. It has no mouth, and instead has vertical slits where said mouth should be.*
*It keeps making clicking noises while sitting, tapping the ground.*
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*Jamie stops walking with Polish, pointing into the woods.*
“ASSISTANT THAT HAS TO BE DIRECTED AT US”
“It’s not.”
“LOOK”
*Polish follows where he was pointing, staring up at the creature.*
“….holy fuck”
“is that a ghost, or…”
“I THINK IT IS SUMMONING US. HELLO THERE TALL GUY!!!!”
*Jamie smiles and waves up at it.*
Hi! Hi! Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*Jamie steps forward and clears his throat.*
“Hello there, tall being!!!! My name is Jamie Alpine, and this here is my Assistant……!”
“…Polish. Polish Nial..”
*Polish seems to still be staring at the creature with a mix of awe and horror.*
“RIGHT! What’s your name!!”
Name? Name? What?
*…Seems it doesn’t know what a name is, or at least what the word means.*
“Hmmm… ASSISTANT! I think this creature needs our help!!!”
“….what.”
“A name is sounds you make to get someone specific attention! A series of sounds you answer to! Like… like how I’m Jamie, and my assistant is…….”
“Polish.”
“RIGHT! Polish! Kinda how you go pspspspsps to get out attention!!!”
………
What? What?
“I don’t think they understand you, old man.”
“Hm. Right!”
*Jamie dramatically points to himself.*
“Jaaamieee. Got it? Jamie.”
*Jamie then points to the creature.*
…What? Hi? What?
“This is not working”
“Nope.”
“Where are we?”
“We don’t know.”
“…Got it! Okay! Hello creature! My name is J-“
“We already did that part, Jamie.”
“Oh”
…
*I think they broke it.*
“Do they talk?”
“Yes, it talked earlier.”
“…Huh”
“I don’t rember”
“I know you don’t, old man.”
“Have I tried hugging it?”
“Bad idea.”
“I think I should try hugging it.”
“Bad idea.”
“I’m going to hug it”
“Bad idea.”
*Polish has to hold Jamie back to keep him from hugging it.*
…Come here!
*There we go.*
Pspsps!
*Jamie pulled away from Polish and hugged the creatures leg.*
“See! I told you I was gonna hug it!!!”
“Please- please be careful..”
*Polish looks up, warily.*
*It chirps and pats him on the head.*
Hi! Hi!
“Look, Assistant!!!! It’s Talking to me!!!!!”
“Hello!!! Hi!!!! oh my god it’s patting my head hi”
Friend! Hi!
*It keeps patting his head.*
*Jamie gasps and smiles.*
“Friend! Assistant it called me it’s friend!!!! Hi friend!!!! We’re friends!!!”
“…Mhm.”
*Polish still seems wary, one hand in her pocket as Jamie continues to hug the creature.*
*It continues patting Jamie, but turns its attention to Polish.*
Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
“Hell no.”
“Aww, c’mon, kid!!!! It’s friend, see?”
*Jamie smiled up at the creature.*
Pspsps! Pspsps! Come here!
“No.”
“Cmonnnn!!!!”
Pspsps! Pspsps!
*It is… very persistent.*
“NO!”
“……….ok”
*Polish glares at the creature.*
*It jumps slightly, before… running away.*
*Good job, you’ve scared it.*
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*Jamie stops walking with Polish, pointing into the woods.*
“ASSISTANT THAT HAS TO BE DIRECTED AT US”
“It’s not.”
“LOOK”
*Polish follows where he was pointing, staring up at the creature.*
“….holy fuck”
“is that a ghost, or…”
“I THINK IT IS SUMMONING US. HELLO THERE TALL GUY!!!!”
*Jamie smiles and waves up at it.*
Hi! Hi! Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*Jamie steps forward and clears his throat.*
“Hello there, tall being!!!! My name is Jamie Alpine, and this here is my Assistant……!”
“…Polish. Polish Nial..”
*Polish seems to still be staring at the creature with a mix of awe and horror.*
“RIGHT! What’s your name!!”
Name? Name? What?
*…Seems it doesn’t know what a name is, or at least what the word means.*
“Hmmm… ASSISTANT! I think this creature needs our help!!!”
“….what.”
“A name is sounds you make to get someone specific attention! A series of sounds you answer to! Like… like how I’m Jamie, and my assistant is…….”
“Polish.”
“RIGHT! Polish! Kinda how you go pspspspsps to get out attention!!!”
………
What? What?
“I don’t think they understand you, old man.”
“Hm. Right!”
*Jamie dramatically points to himself.*
“Jaaamieee. Got it? Jamie.”
*Jamie then points to the creature.*
…What? Hi? What?
“This is not working”
“Nope.”
“Where are we?”
“We don’t know.”
“…Got it! Okay! Hello creature! My name is J-“
“We already did that part, Jamie.”
“Oh”
…
*I think they broke it.*
“Do they talk?”
“Yes, it talked earlier.”
“…Huh”
“I don’t rember”
“I know you don’t, old man.”
“Have I tried hugging it?”
“Bad idea.”
“I think I should try hugging it.”
“Bad idea.”
“I’m going to hug it”
“Bad idea.”
*Polish has to hold Jamie back to keep him from hugging it.*
…Come here!
*There we go.*
Pspsps!
*Jamie pulled away from Polish and hugged the creatures leg.*
“See! I told you I was gonna hug it!!!”
“Please- please be careful..”
*Polish looks up, warily.*
*It chirps and pats him on the head.*
Hi! Hi!
“Look, Assistant!!!! It’s Talking to me!!!!!”
“Hello!!! Hi!!!! oh my god it’s patting my head hi”
Friend! Hi!
*It keeps patting his head.*
*Jamie gasps and smiles.*
“Friend! Assistant it called me it’s friend!!!! Hi friend!!!! We’re friends!!!”
“…Mhm.”
*Polish still seems wary, one hand in her pocket as Jamie continues to hug the creature.*
*It continues patting Jamie, but turns its attention to Polish.*
Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
“Hell no.”
“Aww, c’mon, kid!!!! It’s friend, see?”
*Jamie smiled up at the creature.*
Pspsps! Pspsps! Come here!
“No.”
“Cmonnnn!!!!”
Pspsps! Pspsps!
*It is… very persistent.*
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*Jamie stops walking with Polish, pointing into the woods.*
“ASSISTANT THAT HAS TO BE DIRECTED AT US”
“It’s not.”
“LOOK”
*Polish follows where he was pointing, staring up at the creature.*
“….holy fuck”
“is that a ghost, or…”
“I THINK IT IS SUMMONING US. HELLO THERE TALL GUY!!!!”
*Jamie smiles and waves up at it.*
Hi! Hi! Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*Jamie steps forward and clears his throat.*
“Hello there, tall being!!!! My name is Jamie Alpine, and this here is my Assistant……!”
“…Polish. Polish Nial..”
*Polish seems to still be staring at the creature with a mix of awe and horror.*
“RIGHT! What’s your name!!”
Name? Name? What?
*…Seems it doesn’t know what a name is, or at least what the word means.*
“Hmmm… ASSISTANT! I think this creature needs our help!!!”
“….what.”
“A name is sounds you make to get someone specific attention! A series of sounds you answer to! Like… like how I’m Jamie, and my assistant is…….”
“Polish.”
“RIGHT! Polish! Kinda how you go pspspspsps to get out attention!!!”
………
What? What?
“I don’t think they understand you, old man.”
“Hm. Right!”
*Jamie dramatically points to himself.*
“Jaaamieee. Got it? Jamie.”
*Jamie then points to the creature.*
…What? Hi? What?
“This is not working”
“Nope.”
“Where are we?”
“We don’t know.”
“…Got it! Okay! Hello creature! My name is J-“
“We already did that part, Jamie.”
“Oh”
…
*I think they broke it.*
“Do they talk?”
“Yes, it talked earlier.”
“…Huh”
“I don’t rember”
“I know you don’t, old man.”
“Have I tried hugging it?”
“Bad idea.”
“I think I should try hugging it.”
“Bad idea.”
“I’m going to hug it”
“Bad idea.”
*Polish has to hold Jamie back to keep him from hugging it.*
…Come here!
*There we go.*
Pspsps!
*Jamie pulled away from Polish and hugged the creatures leg.*
“See! I told you I was gonna hug it!!!”
“Please- please be careful..”
*Polish looks up, warily.*
*It chirps and pats him on the head.*
Hi! Hi!
“Look, Assistant!!!! It’s Talking to me!!!!!”
“Hello!!! Hi!!!! oh my god it’s patting my head hi”
Friend! Hi!
*It keeps patting his head.*
*Jamie gasps and smiles.*
“Friend! Assistant it called me it’s friend!!!! Hi friend!!!! We’re friends!!!”
“…Mhm.”
*Polish still seems wary, one hand in her pocket as Jamie continues to hug the creature.*
*It continues patting Jamie, but turns its attention to Polish.*
Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
“Hell no.”
“Aww, c’mon, kid!!!! It’s friend, see?”
*Jamie smiled up at the creature.*
Pspsps! Pspsps! Come here!
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*Jamie stops walking with Polish, pointing into the woods.*
“ASSISTANT THAT HAS TO BE DIRECTED AT US”
“It’s not.”
“LOOK”
*Polish follows where he was pointing, staring up at the creature.*
“….holy fuck”
“is that a ghost, or…”
“I THINK IT IS SUMMONING US. HELLO THERE TALL GUY!!!!”
*Jamie smiles and waves up at it.*
Hi! Hi! Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*Jamie steps forward and clears his throat.*
“Hello there, tall being!!!! My name is Jamie Alpine, and this here is my Assistant……!”
“…Polish. Polish Nial..”
*Polish seems to still be staring at the creature with a mix of awe and horror.*
“RIGHT! What’s your name!!”
Name? Name? What?
*…Seems it doesn’t know what a name is, or at least what the word means.*
“Hmmm… ASSISTANT! I think this creature needs our help!!!”
“….what.”
“A name is sounds you make to get someone specific attention! A series of sounds you answer to! Like… like how I’m Jamie, and my assistant is…….”
“Polish.”
“RIGHT! Polish! Kinda how you go pspspspsps to get out attention!!!”
………
What? What?
“I don’t think they understand you, old man.”
“Hm. Right!”
*Jamie dramatically points to himself.*
“Jaaamieee. Got it? Jamie.”
*Jamie then points to the creature.*
…What? Hi? What?
“This is not working”
“Nope.”
“Where are we?”
“We don’t know.”
“…Got it! Okay! Hello creature! My name is J-“
“We already did that part, Jamie.”
“Oh”
…
*I think they broke it.*
“Do they talk?”
“Yes, it talked earlier.”
“…Huh”
“I don’t rember”
“I know you don’t, old man.”
“Have I tried hugging it?”
“Bad idea.”
“I think I should try hugging it.”
“Bad idea.”
“I’m going to hug it”
“Bad idea.”
*Polish has to hold Jamie back to keep him from hugging it.*
…Come here!
*There we go.*
Pspsps!
*Jamie pulled away from Polish and hugged the creatures leg.*
“See! I told you I was gonna hug it!!!”
“Please- please be careful..”
*Polish looks up, warily.*
*It chirps and pats him on the head.*
Hi! Hi!
“Look, Assistant!!!! It’s Talking to me!!!!!”
“Hello!!! Hi!!!! oh my god it’s patting my head hi”
Friend! Hi!
*It keeps patting his head.*
*Jamie gasps and smiles.*
“Friend! Assistant it called me it’s friend!!!! Hi friend!!!! We’re friends!!!”
“…Mhm.”
*Polish still seems wary, one hand in her pocket as Jamie continues to hug the creature.*
*It continues patting Jamie, but turns its attention to Polish.*
Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*Jamie stops walking with Polish, pointing into the woods.*
“ASSISTANT THAT HAS TO BE DIRECTED AT US”
“It’s not.”
“LOOK”
*Polish follows where he was pointing, staring up at the creature.*
“….holy fuck”
“is that a ghost, or…”
“I THINK IT IS SUMMONING US. HELLO THERE TALL GUY!!!!”
*Jamie smiles and waves up at it.*
Hi! Hi! Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*Jamie steps forward and clears his throat.*
“Hello there, tall being!!!! My name is Jamie Alpine, and this here is my Assistant……!”
“…Polish. Polish Nial..”
*Polish seems to still be staring at the creature with a mix of awe and horror.*
“RIGHT! What’s your name!!”
Name? Name? What?
*…Seems it doesn’t know what a name is, or at least what the word means.*
“Hmmm… ASSISTANT! I think this creature needs our help!!!”
“….what.”
“A name is sounds you make to get someone specific attention! A series of sounds you answer to! Like… like how I’m Jamie, and my assistant is…….”
“Polish.”
“RIGHT! Polish! Kinda how you go pspspspsps to get out attention!!!”
………
What? What?
“I don’t think they understand you, old man.”
“Hm. Right!”
*Jamie dramatically points to himself.*
“Jaaamieee. Got it? Jamie.”
*Jamie then points to the creature.*
…What? Hi? What?
“This is not working”
“Nope.”
“Where are we?”
“We don’t know.”
“…Got it! Okay! Hello creature! My name is J-“
“We already did that part, Jamie.”
“Oh”
…
*I think they broke it.*
“Do they talk?”
“Yes, it talked earlier.”
“…Huh”
“I don’t rember”
“I know you don’t, old man.”
“Have I tried hugging it?”
“Bad idea.”
“I think I should try hugging it.”
“Bad idea.”
“I’m going to hug it”
“Bad idea.”
*Polish has to hold Jamie back to keep him from hugging it.*
…Come here!
*There we go.*
Pspsps!
*Jamie pulled away from Polish and hugged the creatures leg.*
“See! I told you I was gonna hug it!!!”
“Please- please be careful..”
*Polish looks up, warily.*
*It chirps and pats him on the head.*
Hi! Hi!
“Look, Assistant!!!! It’s Talking to me!!!!!”
“Hello!!! Hi!!!! oh my god it’s patting my head hi”
Friend! Hi!
*It keeps patting his head.*
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*Jamie stops walking with Polish, pointing into the woods.*
“ASSISTANT THAT HAS TO BE DIRECTED AT US”
“It’s not.”
“LOOK”
*Polish follows where he was pointing, staring up at the creature.*
“….holy fuck”
“is that a ghost, or…”
“I THINK IT IS SUMMONING US. HELLO THERE TALL GUY!!!!”
*Jamie smiles and waves up at it.*
Hi! Hi! Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*Jamie steps forward and clears his throat.*
“Hello there, tall being!!!! My name is Jamie Alpine, and this here is my Assistant……!”
“…Polish. Polish Nial..”
*Polish seems to still be staring at the creature with a mix of awe and horror.*
“RIGHT! What’s your name!!”
Name? Name? What?
*…Seems it doesn’t know what a name is, or at least what the word means.*
“Hmmm… ASSISTANT! I think this creature needs our help!!!”
“….what.”
“A name is sounds you make to get someone specific attention! A series of sounds you answer to! Like… like how I’m Jamie, and my assistant is…….”
“Polish.”
“RIGHT! Polish! Kinda how you go pspspspsps to get out attention!!!”
………
What? What?
“I don’t think they understand you, old man.”
“Hm. Right!”
*Jamie dramatically points to himself.*
“Jaaamieee. Got it? Jamie.”
*Jamie then points to the creature.*
…What? Hi? What?
“This is not working”
“Nope.”
“Where are we?”
“We don’t know.”
“…Got it! Okay! Hello creature! My name is J-“
“We already did that part, Jamie.”
“Oh”
…
*I think they broke it.*
“Do they talk?”
“Yes, it talked earlier.”
“…Huh”
“I don’t rember”
“I know you don’t, old man.”
“Have I tried hugging it?”
“Bad idea.”
“I think I should try hugging it.”
“Bad idea.”
“I’m going to hug it”
“Bad idea.”
*Polish has to hold Jamie back to keep him from hugging it.*
…Come here!
*There we go.*
Pspsps!
*Jamie pulled away from Polish and hugged the creatures leg.*
“See! I told you I was gonna hug it!!!”
“Please- please be careful..”
*Polish looks up, warily.*
*It chirps and pats him on the head.*
Hi! Hi!
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*Jamie stops walking with Polish, pointing into the woods.*
“ASSISTANT THAT HAS TO BE DIRECTED AT US”
“It’s not.”
“LOOK”
*Polish follows where he was pointing, staring up at the creature.*
“….holy fuck”
“is that a ghost, or…”
“I THINK IT IS SUMMONING US. HELLO THERE TALL GUY!!!!”
*Jamie smiles and waves up at it.*
Hi! Hi! Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*Jamie steps forward and clears his throat.*
“Hello there, tall being!!!! My name is Jamie Alpine, and this here is my Assistant……!”
“…Polish. Polish Nial..”
*Polish seems to still be staring at the creature with a mix of awe and horror.*
“RIGHT! What’s your name!!”
Name? Name? What?
*…Seems it doesn’t know what a name is, or at least what the word means.*
“Hmmm… ASSISTANT! I think this creature needs our help!!!”
“….what.”
“A name is sounds you make to get someone specific attention! A series of sounds you answer to! Like… like how I’m Jamie, and my assistant is…….”
“Polish.”
“RIGHT! Polish! Kinda how you go pspspspsps to get out attention!!!”
………
What? What?
“I don’t think they understand you, old man.”
“Hm. Right!”
*Jamie dramatically points to himself.*
“Jaaamieee. Got it? Jamie.”
*Jamie then points to the creature.*
…What? Hi? What?
“This is not working”
“Nope.”
“Where are we?”
“We don’t know.”
“…Got it! Okay! Hello creature! My name is J-“
“We already did that part, Jamie.”
“Oh”
…
*I think they broke it.*
“Do they talk?”
“Yes, it talked earlier.”
“…Huh”
“I don’t rember”
“I know you don’t, old man.”
“Have I tried hugging it?”
“Bad idea.”
“I think I should try hugging it.”
“Bad idea.”
“I’m going to hug it”
“Bad idea.”
*Polish has to hold Jamie back to keep him from hugging it.*
…Come here!
*There we go.*
Pspsps!
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*Jamie stops walking with Polish, pointing into the woods.*
“ASSISTANT THAT HAS TO BE DIRECTED AT US”
“It’s not.”
“LOOK”
*Polish follows where he was pointing, staring up at the creature.*
“….holy fuck”
“is that a ghost, or…”
“I THINK IT IS SUMMONING US. HELLO THERE TALL GUY!!!!”
*Jamie smiles and waves up at it.*
Hi! Hi! Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*Jamie steps forward and clears his throat.*
“Hello there, tall being!!!! My name is Jamie Alpine, and this here is my Assistant……!”
“…Polish. Polish Nial..”
*Polish seems to still be staring at the creature with a mix of awe and horror.*
“RIGHT! What’s your name!!”
Name? Name? What?
*…Seems it doesn’t know what a name is, or at least what the word means.*
“Hmmm… ASSISTANT! I think this creature needs our help!!!”
“….what.”
“A name is sounds you make to get someone specific attention! A series of sounds you answer to! Like… like how I’m Jamie, and my assistant is…….”
“Polish.”
“RIGHT! Polish! Kinda how you go pspspspsps to get out attention!!!”
………
What? What?
“I don’t think they understand you, old man.”
“Hm. Right!”
*Jamie dramatically points to himself.*
“Jaaamieee. Got it? Jamie.”
*Jamie then points to the creature.*
…What? Hi? What?
“This is not working”
“Nope.”
“Where are we?”
“We don’t know.”
“…Got it! Okay! Hello creature! My name is J-“
“We already did that part, Jamie.”
“Oh”
…
*I think they broke it.*
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*Jamie stops walking with Polish, pointing into the woods.*
“ASSISTANT THAT HAS TO BE DIRECTED AT US”
“It’s not.”
“LOOK”
*Polish follows where he was pointing, staring up at the creature.*
“….holy fuck”
“is that a ghost, or…”
“I THINK IT IS SUMMONING US. HELLO THERE TALL GUY!!!!”
*Jamie smiles and waves up at it.*
Hi! Hi! Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*Jamie steps forward and clears his throat.*
“Hello there, tall being!!!! My name is Jamie Alpine, and this here is my Assistant……!”
“…Polish. Polish Nial..”
*Polish seems to still be staring at the creature with a mix of awe and horror.*
“RIGHT! What’s your name!!”
Name? Name? What?
*…Seems it doesn’t know what a name is, or at least what the word means.*
“Hmmm… ASSISTANT! I think this creature needs our help!!!”
“….what.”
“A name is sounds you make to get someone specific attention! A series of sounds you answer to! Like… like how I’m Jamie, and my assistant is…….”
“Polish.”
“RIGHT! Polish! Kinda how you go pspspspsps to get out attention!!!”
………
What? What?
“I don’t think they understand you, old man.”
“Hm. Right!”
*Jamie dramatically points to himself.*
“Jaaamieee. Got it? Jamie.”
*Jamie then points to the creature.*
…What? Hi? What?
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*Jamie stops walking with Polish, pointing into the woods.*
“ASSISTANT THAT HAS TO BE DIRECTED AT US”
“It’s not.”
“LOOK”
*Polish follows where he was pointing, staring up at the creature.*
“….holy fuck”
“is that a ghost, or…”
“I THINK IT IS SUMMONING US. HELLO THERE TALL GUY!!!!”
*Jamie smiles and waves up at it.*
Hi! Hi! Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*Jamie steps forward and clears his throat.*
“Hello there, tall being!!!! My name is Jamie Alpine, and this here is my Assistant……!”
“…Polish. Polish Nial..”
*Polish seems to still be staring at the creature with a mix of awe and horror.*
“RIGHT! What’s your name!!”
Name? Name? What?
*…Seems it doesn’t know what a name is, or at least what the word means.*
“Hmmm… ASSISTANT! I think this creature needs our help!!!”
“….what.”
“A name is sounds you make to get someone specific attention! A series of sounds you answer to! Like… like how I’m Jamie, and my assistant is…….”
“Polish.”
“RIGHT! Polish! Kinda how you go pspspspsps to get out attention!!!”
………
What? What?
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*Jamie stops walking with Polish, pointing into the woods.*
“ASSISTANT THAT HAS TO BE DIRECTED AT US”
“It’s not.”
“LOOK”
*Polish follows where he was pointing, staring up at the creature.*
“….holy fuck”
“is that a ghost, or…”
“I THINK IT IS SUMMONING US. HELLO THERE TALL GUY!!!!”
*Jamie smiles and waves up at it.*
Hi! Hi! Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*Jamie steps forward and clears his throat.*
“Hello there, tall being!!!! My name is Jamie Alpine, and this here is my Assistant……!”
“…Polish. Polish Nial..”
*Polish seems to still be staring at the creature with a mix of awe and horror.*
“RIGHT! What’s your name!!”
Name? Name? What?
*…Seems it doesn’t know what a name is, or at least what the word means.*
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*Jamie stops walking with Polish, pointing into the woods.*
“ASSISTANT THAT HAS TO BE DIRECTED AT US”
“It’s not.”
“LOOK”
*Polish follows where he was pointing, staring up at the creature.*
“….holy fuck”
“is that a ghost, or…”
“I THINK IT IS SUMMONING US. HELLO THERE TALL GUY!!!!”
*Jamie smiles and waves up at it.*
Hi! Hi! Come here! Pspsps! Come here!
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
“…Did you hear that.”
“A PSPSPS!!! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING US, ASSISTANT”
“No- that’s what people use for cats. Probably not talking to us.”
*It taps a tree, trying to draw attention to itself.*
Come here! Come here! Hi! Pspsps!
*A tall, teenage girl is dragging an average, aging man through the woods.*
“ASSISTANT! What does “juju on that beat” mean?!”
“….I’m too tired for this.”
*The creature chirps. Two people!*
Hi! Hi! Pspsps! Come here!
may i microwave you
What? What? Hi!
