UmbralTales

Give you three guesses who my favourite frame is

[umbraltales]

INTRODUCTIONS :3 because I'm actually gonna be more active here

Wassup I post stupid shit, horny shit, down bad shit, maybe more shit dunno yet let's see where the night takes us :3

I usually respond to He/Him but honestly if you used they or called on me like a cat (pspspspsps) I'd probably show up anyway because I'm weird ÒwÒ

Anyway as for fandoms it'll be no surprise that I love Warframe, Warframe. WARFRAME!!! The warframe fandom honestly will probably be like 90% of anything I post because let's be honest who doesn't wanna be a funny powerful space ninja, I also write... You can probably guess what I write, some is okay some would probably look like they belong in a "wannabe 50 shades" isle in a store you wanna find them they'll be on AO3 bet you can't guess my user on there. Also please feel free to ask me things I desperately desire social interaction.

Anyway yeah that's it that's me have fun I suppose?

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I love starting a DnD campaign basing it on something i love and then the map goes from this

TO THIS

I started planning maybe 13 places i have SEVENTY THREE FUCKING LOCATIONS ON THAT MAP

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Just saying....

I hope you all know Sigmund Freud is rolling in his grave like a rotisserie chicken knowing some of yall call your bf daddy or your gf mommy

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Watching tiktok rn and an AO3 video comes up with people like "i won't read anything under 50k words" or "you HAVE TO have atlas 1k words a chapter" like damn yall got me quaking in my boots with my fics that are only like 1k words a piece 😭😭😭

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Beautiful beautiful people of Fallout Tumblr i require your assistance.. I wanna get a half sleeve with Fallout (the second half is gonna be Star Wars based) and i am.. Stuck on what to actually get i wanna get a T-45 helmet somewhere in the design but other than that i have zero idea and it's driving me up the wall maybe a brotherhood symbol? Or maybe something to do with the NCR but i genuinely can't think of anything so I've decided to ask you all.

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Beautiful beautiful people of Star Wars Tumblr i require your assistance.. I wanna get a half sleeve with star wars (the second half is gonna be fallout based) and i am.. Stuck on what to actually get, i don't wanna just get Vader/Palpatine and call it a day I want to get something more... Well not more interesting Vader is fucking awesome but more unique? More... Rare to see? I dunno man. Any ideas from you guys?

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Me after people start calling me they after like 2 years of never being called it (brand new demiboy awakening)

My god the fucking euphoria of such a thing...

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I'm posting in Uni leave me alone TwT there's this guy and god he's hottttt ourghhh be still my beating bisexual heart but he's like twice my age and he's got the same name as my father

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Yall someone sent me dickpics over this 🥀🥀🥀🥀 I like men but that doesn't give you the right to flash me no matter how big or impressive it is

[fijiitt]

hello Amir Beckett enthusiasts :}

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My friends have started doing this with me and... I get it Amir I really really get it

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I'm posting in Uni leave me alone TwT there's this guy and god he's hottttt ourghhh be still my beating bisexual heart but he's like twice my age and he's got the same name as my father

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I'm not dead, I think in the moment therefore I exist enough to type this... Thank you rene descartes

Also Freud is fucking weird but also interesting at the same time

[squallorvus]

Uriel

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Ever wondered what fear looks like

Yes darlings, darletes and darlings/darletes who are gender non confirming every single one of those people will be appearing. 58 chapters each one preferably near 1000 words minimum how fun (they're all primes be cause that's what the fic is about if i ever finish it and you read it you'll understand)

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Just got scalped by a fucking AO3 bot

Yes I have too much time on my hands but fuck off and let me write my silly destiny OC stories in peace it's either this or annoy my family to the point of being hung drawn and quartered

[lazygodz]

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puppymir is so back chat

A edit cause I can't believe I have to say this but keep your fetishes to yourself do not say what you into and what you want to do to amir in that regard thanks /srs

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Always love a good Puppymir art, he's just so cute and snuggleable #1 best boy

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Happy Pride month all my beautiful fellow fruits and other assorted snacks I hope the month is going and will go well for you (especially if you're from the US I'm manifesting good vibes for yall 🙏🙏🙏)

I love pride but I hate bing Bi-Myself y'know? I'm like a TV left on too long I'm on Stand-Bi hehe and with my poor dad jokes done I leave you all for yet another couple weeks/months

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Thinking about Umbra meeting the protoframes & being emotional after Eleanor can hear his thoughts and translate for him

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DE GIVE US A HEX QUEST THAT ALLOWS US TO TRANSLATE UMBRA'S THOUGHTSSS. AND MY LIFE... IS YOURS