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Klaus: oh, how sad! I can't go on any longer!

Klaus: *tries to break into song and dance*

Ben: *turns off music on phone and tackles Klaus* NOPE! ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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If luther doesn't say 'where is my wife' at least once in season 4 I aM GOING TO LOSE IT-

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Add an F bomb in there too and allow him to break a couple chairs in Ikea, yelling and crying to anyone who will listen and the only person that will be there for him are klaus and Viktor because they know what it’s like to lose the love of their life and never have them return…

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HELL YEAH

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

Luther and Sloane energy

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umbrella academy when they were kids

Klaus: Whatcha doin' bro?

Diego, tilting his book up very quickly: Nothing!

Klaus: Are you suuuure?

Vanya, looking over Diego's shoulder: Is that... a dream diary?

Diego, spinning around: Ahhh! Goddamn it- how do you do that every time?!

Klaus, on the floor losing his mind: a DREAM JOURNAL?!

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If luther doesn't say 'where is my wife' at least once in season 4 I aM GOING TO LOSE IT-

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If he could have, Klaus would have one hundred percent have a lil hamster sidekick he puts in his pocket and goes on adventures with. he would be named something adorable like mr fluffington pawson the third and would be consulted in every decision that has to be made.

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OH MY GOD EVERYONE LISTEN

The first episode of TUA is called 'We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals'

AND WHAT DOES REGGIE SAY IN THE LAST EPISODE OF S3?

'Theres an old saying Luther, the best way to get a family together is at a wedding or a funeral. We tried the one, now its time for the other.'

OMG BESTIES SHARE THIS TO EVERYONE THE WORLD DESERVES TO KNOW!!!

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Ngl I still feel like Reggie should've died or he should've killed Klaus instead

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honestly honey in any circumstances reggie should be deaded,, killing klaus could have been interesting,,, and then his death as retribution,,, but, luther's death makes a lot of sense since luther was kinda reggie's scapegoat, who was loyal and still kind of trusting of reggie, and luther had sloane who would raise hell and high water if luther was harmed, and he was the only one apart from diego who had a *living* love, but diego was kinda irrelevant to reggie's storyline, also everyone including reggie already knew klaus could come back from the dead, so his death wouldn't have triggered such outrage.

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How the Umbrella Hargreeves Siblings would 'Feed the Cat'

Luther: Would place an entire unpeeled orange in the bowl, a little confused but he got the spirit.

Diego: Would forget to feed the cat, go out, run back half an hour later and feed while telling the cat to stop looking at him like that.

Allison: Would put the finest cat food in the bowl... the water bowl.

Klaus: Would feed the cat copious amounts because every time the cat finished a bowl, they would crawl into his lap and meow at him until he gave in to those eyes and fed him again.

Five: Would tell the cat to feed itself like a man whenever someone was watching, and then feed it the finest cat food behind everyone's backs.

Ben: Would feed the cat lovingly and properly.

Viktor: Would set a place for the cat at the table at every meal.

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OH MY GOD EVERYONE LISTEN

The first episode of TUA is called 'We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals'

AND WHAT DOES REGGIE SAY IN THE LAST EPISODE OF S3?

'Theres an old saying Luther, the best way to get a family together is at a wedding or a funeral. We tried the one, now its time for the other.'

OMG BESTIES SHARE THIS TO EVERYONE THE WORLD DESERVES TO KNOW!!!

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Yes but also what about Allison's wedding? It's the only wedding or funeral that is never referenced in the show!

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Ooh, good point actually... they never talk about when they happened or who attended on Allison's side each time, which family was brought together for Allison's weddings? Her film family, a more superficial one, would have attended her wedding to Patrick, but her loving hair salon family would have attended her wedding to Ray, a true relationship.

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OH MY GOD EVERYONE LISTEN

The first episode of TUA is called 'We Only See Each Other at Weddings and Funerals'

AND WHAT DOES REGGIE SAY IN THE LAST EPISODE OF S3?

'Theres an old saying Luther, the best way to get a family together is at a wedding or a funeral. We tried the one, now its time for the other.'

OMG BESTIES SHARE THIS TO EVERYONE THE WORLD DESERVES TO KNOW!!!

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Very glad that Allison has followed in the footsteps of "Let's save the moon" Luther and "Let's save JFK" Diego, taking her rightful place as plot-relevant obsession sibling of the season.

All I'm saying is I cannot WAIT for Klaus' weird fixation next season.

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Absolutely obsessed with how quickly Diego just accepted the whole Umbrella/Sparrow dance off hallucination as a real thing. He looked around confused for a minute, questioned Luther once, and then just fucking rolled with it. No wondering how they all knew the same choreography. No asking where the music was coming from. Man was just full on down to dance. Truly peak himbo behavior.

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Five: Do you have my sister? And if not would you like a Margarita?

Hazel:

Hazel: Honestly serve up man-child, I've had a long-ass week.

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potential spoiler for s1

Might be an underrated theory, but I think that Allison's scene in S1:E8 where she asks the cop to let her tag along shows a lot about her character arc. She went from rumouring everyone in her life to get anything she could ever desire, receiving riches and fame beyond any of the siblings' wildest dreams. She got her dream marriage, her child, her career, everything out of her power. But now, she's given it up. She's let go of the love, the fame, the power. She's left everything that she usurped.

Now, she's using her wit and her smarts. She didn't even appear to contemplate using her power. Not even one slight hesitation. She's gone to rescue the sister she used to outcast and to save the world she used to exploit. She's on a mission and she's going to complete it truthfully.

She's come so far since her childhood. She's grown, she's matured, she's learned from her actions. Her power no longer defines her.

Edit- i feel real stupid now that s3 has come out...

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Diego: Who's the lucky girl?

Klaus: His name is Dave. How dare you believe I'm straight!

Diego:

Klaus: My own brother! *dramatically collapses*

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Commission Agent: What are you gonna do? Stab me?

Klaus: You know, that hadn't come to mind before but now that I'm holding a knife, it seems like an option.

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Klaus: I can't drive, wanna steal a ice cream truck?

Diego:

Diego: All right.