A Texan farmer went on a vacation to Australia!
A Texas farmer went on vacation to Australia. He met up with an Australian farmer who prouldly showed off his wheat field.
"That's nothing" said the Texan. "Back home, we have wheat fields that are twice as large as this."
Next the Australian pointed out his cattle.
"They're nothing," said the Texan. "Back home, we have longhorns that are twice as big as your cows."
Just then, half a dozen kangaroos bounded across the road.
"What are those?" asked the Texan.
The Australian replied, "Don't you have grasshoppers in Texas?"
...Then the Australian took the Texan on a ride round the perimeter of the farm on his horse. It took two full hours. However the Texan said " Back home in Texas it takes me eight hours to ride around my farm on my horse.
The Australian replied "I used to have a horse like that too"
