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mindblcw:

I’ve recently learned that this is not people mean with this phrase, but technically, the night can’t age. Night is just our movement through the universe, so if you’re elsewhere in space and you don’t have a star nearby, the night lasts forever, which is kind of poetic if you’re into that stuff. Also, how much crawling there is in pub crawling, because I’m trying to learn of new things to do with my girlfriend, but I don’t like it when my knees touch the ground.

Charming. I see why Marika enjoys your company. There’s really only crawling in a pub crawl if you’re into that sort of thing or if you’re being carted around on a leash. But a pub crawl is simply the act of visiting multiple bars in a single night. Something tells me that isn’t exactly date material for the two of you.

#m: lucian rush #lucian > london

fatalflws:

Might just have to take you up on that. So long as pub crawl means a night of sluttery.

What else could it possibly mean? Celibacy? The implication there is almost offensive.

#m: lucian rush #lucian > dahlia

indcrkness:

I thought you were never gonna ask. I’ve been bored to the bone here. Where we going and please tell me it’ll be chaos.

We simply cannot have that now can we? We’ll begin at Opal, of course, and we’ll make our way down the street. Don’t fret, darling. There will be plenty of tasteful chaos. We aren’t animals.

#m: lucian rush #lucian > nikole

lifelincs:

The only thing I’ve crawled out of is hell- according to my nanny.

Your nanny. Right. As fun of a topic that is, is this a yes or no to the pub crawl?

#m: lucian rush #lucian > verity

thcvoid:

I could be persuaded. Maybe for a drink or two, I could blow you in the bathroom.

Just a drink or two? I didn’t realize you were that cheap, sweetheart.

#m: lucian rush #lucian > jake

fatalflws:

He was in a mood and couldn’t find what he needed. Lots of force.

Lots of force against your face via fridge. I can’t say I’ve heard that one and I’ve heard a lot in my time. Don’t forget the ice and don’t forget the very extensive skin-care routine I shared. It’ll help with the blemishes after everything is less...that.

#m: sameer malik #sameer > sam

lifelincs:

What? Is it a crime for an attractive woman to have a drink alone?

Now, now, don’t be ridiculous. I’m just the person behind the counter making the drinks. Penny for your thoughts, though? I’m an excellent listener.

#m: sameer malik #sameer > moira

fatalflws:

If anyone would be so kind as to inform me why the hell New Eden suddenly became the city that only sleeps or hides away instead of leading me directly to the most expensive wine bars nightly, I’d be grateful. It’s been some time since I’ve had my weight in bubbly, and while I have nothing to celebrate - it does seem like it might be a good night to drown sorrows.

Beats me, I always just throw back a beer or two at home and call it a day. Best way to drown your sorrows is in the comfort of your own home, anyway. What’s got you in a tizzy?

#m: alina baker #alina > margot

thcvoid:

Look, I’m pretty cozy right here. See? Backpack for a pillow, dumpster to block the wind. No need to worry about me.

What the fuck? Get your ass up and dust yourself off. It’s cold as fuck out here and no dumpster is gonna save you.

#m: max carter #max > austen

lifelincs:

Go outside they said. It’ll be fun they said. They clearly missed the omen that the universe is pissed off at me for some reason and thought that a Glee style slushy throw was what I needed today.

Well don’t you look like complete shit. I must say, that is not your color.

#m: lucian rush #lucian > maeve

The night is still young and so am I, so which of you is going to join me on a pub crawl? Most anything goes. I’m looking to have some fun. Individuals who look as if they just climbed out of the nearest sewer need not apply.

#m: lucian rush #starter

fatalflws:

The next person who tells me that my nose is swollen gets to answer directly to my father and ask him why he decided to not look where he was going and open the fridge in my face.