I'm Awkward.

Im Amber, I don't get enough sleep, and I like cheese

[robertfagden]

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

[sweatermuppet]

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

[transmutationisms]

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

[patrickspens-deactivated2023122]

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

[alwaysshoutyinphiladelphia]

[unclefather]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[ankhisms]

sorry for being insane online. it will happen again

[ruinedchildhood]

[terruer-deactivated20170226]

[stylecouncil]

[wildparsnip]

but i’m a cweep.. i’m a weiwdo.. what the heww am i doowing hewe. i don’t bewong hewe 

[neckweararchive-blog]

I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

[toastbutteregg]

if someone tells you that you’re not good enough, punch them hard in the face and say “oh wow apparently im good at punching”

[thebootydiaries]

cashier: do you want the receipt?

me: yas bitch tell me everything

[arktham]

The Emperor’s New Groove 2000, dir. Mark Dindal

[tastefullyoffensive]

Unlimited breadsticks and drama.