Exhaustion Personified

[umflowers]

header image from this post, which sources it here 😊 hi, name’s breanna. this is my personal blog for shaking my brain out til it’s empty. there’s no rhyme or reason here. minors should not be following this blog as it contains adult sexuality, but also i’m a severely mentally ill repeat rape and csa victim with an eating disorder and i talk about that shit. if you’re here for f1, try my archive-style sideblogs: @vintagef1, @umgeorge, @umlewis, @ummick, and @umseb. they’re all exactly what they say on the tin, exclusive to the driver in the name, and sfw. i don’t read or publish hate anons. i’m 38 years old. grow the fuck up.

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[sobcat]

there's always something you have to pay for

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[umflowers]

just saw a post about how not all religions are cults on my dash bc christian churches aren't telling people how to dress and who to marry, as if boobs and gays being evil isn't because of the influence of christianity on the entire world, and i'm being so mf brave about it

[willabee]

stop drawing willabee only

[spicymochi]

your month, your mini cat!

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[umflowers]

pros: told a remarkably hot, sweet guy to spit on his dick for me and he did cons: covered in baby oil residue on a 90+ degree day

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[heavensickness]

obsessed. also makes sense when you remember than butterflies drink blood

[dearorpheus]

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[heatedrivalryz]

HEATED RIVALRY — 1x04 vs 1x05 vs 1x06

[linusbenjamin]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001, dir. Peter Jackson

[the-quasar-hero]

We do not combat racism because it’s fun. We do not point out misogyny for giggles. We do not speak up about transphobia for laughs. We do not stand against bigotry for our amusement or the opportunity to feel superior to others, it’s because if left unchecked; it will claim lives. Just because they’re commonplace, spread throughout society and casually thrown about by the average person, doesn’t mean it’s beneath the effort of correcting. Indeed, it is because it is commonplace, that it deserves diligence. The best weapons aren’t always the loudest, it’s the ones you don’t perceive as a weapon.