Hi, I'm Harry!

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

[umharrywyd]

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[ofkindhxarts]

so, i have this ghost locator application on my phone, it’s supposed to be like the same kind of technology the ghost hunters use. but anyways, i was in the bathroom getting ready for a night out and i swear to god, it went ‘ hello, it’s me ’ so i’m like, woah what the hell ? this ghost is singing adele to me ! and yeah, my life is going to turn into the movie ghost now.

[umharrywyd]

Why do you have a ghost locator?

[wahwahxavi]

What do I do when I’m exhausted? Do I go to sleep, no I find everything to do that’s not sleeping.

[umharrywyd]

So what do you do when you’re not exhausted, sleep?

[umharrywyd]

daniellecampx:

“Not only was the moral of the story to watch out for deers but I’d say it was also to make sure you empty your bladder before you start your journey, right?”

Yeah emptying your bladder before long car rides would be the smart thing to do but I didn’t want to be that person so I thought it’d be better to hold it. I was wrong. I can’t be the only one who’s had an embarrassing car experience, right?

[umharrywyd]

hbuzoella:

I’m officially unstanning. This is too much.

Aw why? Are my jokes really that bad?

[umharrywyd]

zayniej:

Nice job there, mate. Bit dangerous to hold in your pee. Could of been better.

Yeah I won’t do that again, I promise. Why could of been better? Did something bad happen?

[umharrywyd]

I’m sorry I’ve been dead. I was out with my friends all day today but I’m on now until I fall asleep.

P.s I’m still trying to figure out how I’m going to play Harry since it’s been a while. so I apologize for him being a little boring lol I’m a bit rusty.

[umharrywyd]

aw, poor harold peed on himself cause a deer scared the piss out of ‘im. my day’s been dandy, cold, but dandy.

In my defense, Lou, that deer came out of nowhere and I was not expecting it to be that close. If you’re cold then go somewhere warm like indoors or under me.

[umharrywyd]

xoemmastone:

Who cares about my day, I want to hear more about your story. What about after you ended up having your accident? Did you just have to sit there all wet in the car with other people? Were they pissed? Could you change? I have so many questions and I haven’t even started on my ones about the deer.

I’m glad you’re actually interested. After I went on myself everyone was so distraught about the deer that they hadn’t realized until I got too uncomfortable sitting in my own piss and actually spoke up. I wasn’t able to change unfortunately because I didn’t have any extra clothes. So not only was I wet, I also had to go the whole car ride getting teased by my friends. It was torture I tell you. 

[umharrywyd]

uharianax:

Oh, golf? I’ve only played mini golf, but that’s about it. I’m fine, I guess. Pretty bored. I did, don’t remember much of New Year’s Eve night, though.

Yeah people my age don’t really understand why I enjoy golfing but I swear it’s fun when you understand the game. Why did you have a little too much to drink? The last time I got drunk on New Years eve I decided it’ll be nice to run outside naked according to my friends. 

[umharrywyd]

hbuzoella:

I feel like I should probably do a proper introduction, but I’m just going to start out by saying that I am just such 1D Trash.

I feel you on a spiritual level. That Harry Styles lad is super sexy don’t you agree?

[umharrywyd]

wtfalison:

See? That was much better. Totally believable, and at least ten times more badass. I just made that story a whole lot better. You’re welcome.

Whew thank goodness I have you to tell me how lame my stories are. What would I do without you in my life? Should I take out the part where I spilled on myself and say that I fought the bear off with my own hands? I wouldn’t say kill it though because that would be rude. Or maybe I should say I ran after it and it got so scared it ran off? We would be great comic book writers.

[umharrywyd]

uharianax:

Thank you. You’re pretty successful as well. So, how’re you, otherwise?

I’ve been okay. Not much has been going on lately except a few games of golf every now and then. What about you? Did you have a fun New Years?

[umharrywyd]

estfrxnco:

A deer could really mess your car up pretty badly. A couple of years ago someone I knew hit one, and the whole front of his car was pretty much unfixable. I avoid going on long car rides at night specifically for that reason, because I love speeding. 

I get you on that one. Just imagine speeding down the street and a random deer pops up. I would never forgive myself and I would probably never drive again for the rest of my life. My names Harry by the way.

[umharrywyd]

wtfalison:

You peed your pants because of a deer? You should at least make the story a little wilder; claim it was a bear, or something. I mean, we weren’t there, we don’t know. You could have made yourself seem at least a little bit cooler.

Okay, let me change it for you. We were speeding down a highway when a big grizzly bear ran in front of the car and stood on his hind legs as if he was about to charge at us and it literally scared the wee out of me. Does that sound a little bit more wild?

[umharrywyd]

Well you’re pretty successful already so I’m sure if you keep putting out good music then you’ll have nothing to worry about. I can possibly see a grammy in your future if that makes you feel a bit better.

[umharrywyd]

One time I was riding in a car and I had to wee really bad but I didn’t want to be that annoying person who stops the whole ride just to go potty in the bushes so I decided to hold it. It was going fine until we almost hit a deer and it literally scared the wee out of me. Moral of the story is, watch out for the deers. Anyways, how’s your day been?