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[hbuzoella]

You’re like some type of Cookie Monster trash. Or something weird as hell like that. It matches your personality.

[estfrxnco]

Cookie Monster trash definatly fits me. But I just cannot eat my cookies with milk. Only water. Is that weird? I’ve had a couple of people agree with me like “Yeh cookies and milk are just too sweet,” But then i’ve had people freak out about eating cookies and water.

[estfrxnco]

umharrywyd:

I get you on that one. Just imagine speeding down the street and a random deer pops up. I would never forgive myself and I would probably never drive again for the rest of my life. My names Harry by the way.

Nice to meet you, Harry! I’m Dave. Yeah, the impact from the car was so bad that it actually broke his arm.I used to think when I was younger you’d just hit the deer and drive off, no big deal. No, those things are huge.

[hbuzoella]

I feel like I should probably do a proper introduction, but I’m just going to start out by saying that I am just such 1D Trash.

[estfrxnco]

I’m trash too. I don’t think 1D trash. But I think I might just be trash in general. Who knows?

[ofkindhxarts]

so, i have this ghost locator application on my phone, it’s supposed to be like the same kind of technology the ghost hunters use. but anyways, i was in the bathroom getting ready for a night out and i swear to god, it went ‘ hello, it’s me ’ so i’m like, woah what the hell ? this ghost is singing adele to me ! and yeah, my life is going to turn into the movie ghost now.

[estfrxnco]

May you please explain to me why on earth you would think that’s legit? I look at an app that says “Will maximize your penis size.” But I don’t actually believe it.

[umharrywyd]

One time I was riding in a car and I had to wee really bad but I didn’t want to be that annoying person who stops the whole ride just to go potty in the bushes so I decided to hold it. It was going fine until we almost hit a deer and it literally scared the wee out of me. Moral of the story is, watch out for the deers. Anyways, how’s your day been?

[estfrxnco]

A deer could really mess your car up pretty badly. A couple of years ago someone I knew hit one, and the whole front of his car was pretty much unfixable. I avoid going on long car rides at night specifically for that reason, because I love speeding. 

[uharianax-blog]

Y’know, I think the song I can really relate to right now is Stressed Out. It isn’t too bad of a stressed, but it’s more of worrying about the future. How dumb is that? It’s chill though, time isn’t real.

[estfrxnco]

I tend to worry about the future a lot. Even just as stupid as watching shows about the world ending. Then I panic and begin to think of how badly it would suck for the world to end in the many crazy ways it’s predicted. Does that make any sense?

[koexistent]

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