actual steven universe trash

Eyyy im umi and i am a big nerd

[memewhore]

[bitcoinenthusiast990]

four horsemen of the apocalypse

[gh0stenthusiast]

[pyjamathyst]

Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”

[hungobungo-moved]

that ain’t a flute… it’s one of these hand pointers

[rosewaterbanshee-archive-deacti]

hey. pink lemonade is for lesbians ONLY

if ur not a lesbian and u drink pink lemonade u die INSTANTLY.

[archivehead]

[dilfosaur]

Very Relatable Valentines Comic

[chefpyro]

cinematic parallels

[artdad]

yea im into bdsm

Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me

[luntfontanne]

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time

[bodyglitter]

me: protect the bees!!!

bee: [comes near me]

me:

[snowysaur]

axolittle

axolotl

[scringlegrup42]

Good post OP

[scaliepost-generator]

the best fucking post op

[thatsthat24]

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A New Teacher for the Wizarding World ✨

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[foxes-jaw]

[mariopowertennis]

[shawnwasabi]

[action52nes-deactivated20170326]

beginning of 2016: tony the tiger can’t update his twitter without furries begging him for sex

beginning of 2017: hollyweed

[umified]

Actual Ravenclaw™: Barely passes any classes because they never study, constantly procrastinating, forgot the word for "nightstand" and spent ten minutes at 12am trying to Google it, has a folder on their phone just for memes, alternates between weeks without reading at all to devouring three books in six days or less, they have no idea what's actually happening in their lives, Fake It Till You Make It