Mach 13 Elephant Explosion

He/Him. Fan of anime, manga, and video games. Don't invest in crypto. Don't consume media, enjoy it. Follow me on Twitch at: https://www.twitch.tv/tsumibitoplays LGBTQ Ally. BLM.

[eyecantread]

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Just gonna leave my stream here on the blog. Come check it out if you like! I'm trying to create a chilled out, safe environment for people of all kinds (NO BIGOTS) to hang out and watch me fail at video games.

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[eyecantread]

I'm leaning toward the idea that at least a few boy moms on tiktok are molesting their sons. Comparing the normal tasks of parenting to dating is a very dubious perspective.

[cruelladymoon]

Looted from the Alleria section of Windrunner Spire.

[eyecantread]

Frayed you say?

[eyecantread]

Yeah, listen to Fox News, says the guy who promoted baseless, Jingoist Covid lab leak theories.

[legsdemandias]

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

[legsdemandias]

IMO, blurring the lines between “I’m defending them because they’re right” and “I’m defending them because you’re taking this too far” is step numero uno to cutting down the very existence of fair trial and democracy–even in places where saying that might seem a little dramatic. 

Mob mentality is extremely strong in humans and it’s also extremely dangerous. Mobs don’t think things through. Mobs kill and they destroy and they can’t be reasoned with. Someone trying to calm a mob down isn’t someone defending the ~problematic party~ It’s time we re-learn that.

[clubmedea]

Her name will be Maelle.

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[nudityandnerdery]

[itreallyatemyhand]

[eyecantread]

" 'My bro's a woman? Fucking disgusting ew! Am I going to get cooties after watching her?' "

-Dokibird, July 2026. Never change, Doki.

[gsirvitor]

[furryprovocateur]

mature content warnings on text posts of nothing but letters on a screen. . . remember when you were allowed to post like an adult and not be shamed or silenced for it

[furryprovocateur]

there is no acceptable explanation for this post being given a mature content warning outside of saying that you are an adult baby on the cyber nanny website!

[punkrock-bottom]

They hate me for being a horny pervert but I have warriors defending my honour across the globe

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[toskarin]

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion

[lelouch]

Code Geass exclusive designs for China ☆

[pokemonarchive]

Hisuian Zoroark ex (2026) - Everyday Wonders Illustrator: Yoshioka

[eyecantread]

I hated billionaires before I learned about the billionaire that swaps his blood with his 17 year old son in a desperate and craven attempt to reverse the aging process. Dude's a straight up vampire and we as a society need to stop indulging these monsters merely because they're wealthy.

[eyecantread]

Sad update in the saga of the billionaire who thinks he can prolong his own life indefinitely by periodically swapping all of the blood in his body with his younger son: turns out he's predictably gone completely insane.

Not that he wasn't already completely insane. Comparing himself to Gilgamesh, Asclepius, and Jesus Christ is just a different manifestation of the kind of crazy that drives you to monitor you night time erection data and compare your dick to your son's in a desperate and craven attempt to halt the march of time.

Look, the fact of the matter is we're all going to die. A fear of death is natural. An obsession with avoiding death? Believe it or not, very common! But it is inevitable and the fear of the inevitable is a problem that humanity solved long ago.

Get therapy. Stop taking other people's blood and strapping medical monitoring devices to your 19 year old son's dick. You're a billionaire dude, I know you can afford a halfway decent therapist.

[eyecantread]

"No one knows if the Strait of Hormuz is open or closed." It's closed. If you can't say definitively that it's open, it's closed. If ship captains have to do a risk-benefit analysis before going through it, it's closed. The strait is either safe to pass through or it isn't. If it's "mostly safe" then it isn't safe period. No one is going to sail their ship through a straight that's 99% mine free because the 1% chance that you hit a mine is the part where you don't just die and lose your cargo, but you also lose your life horribly and, for the concerned MBAs in the back whose only value is dollar value, no insurance company will ever insure your boss's company ever again.

[verdictvelvet]

fucker! we wanted to trek those

[eyecantread]

General Hospital John Oliver is great. He's a comedian playing a dramatic character with all the seriousness of an anime villain.