[dogposts]

It’s always a hole in one when you have a puppy to help. 13/10  great job

[sexwitsockson]

HE REALLY DID THAT 👌🏽😭

[melteddali]

What a good boy

[timelorddarthswagger]

Wish there was sound.

[wearealldaisy]

This is crazy ! He looks so happy !

[mcrololo]

@schmeisto

[bandsandyoutuberswow]

[ao3tagoftheday]

The Ao3 Tag of the Day is: Having good taste

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[dickslapthestate]

what a good boy

[figrollz-deactivated20241027]

LET HIM HAVE THE BALL LET HIM HAVE THE BALL LET HIM HAVE THE BALL LET HIM HAVE THE BALL LET HIM HAVE THE BALL!!!

[macklesufficient]

here’s the mood

[wandering-there-and-back-again]

@umpsterdumpster

yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine

[persephonesidekick]

The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.

[runecestershire]

[runecestershire]

So I’m more or less being facetious here, but this is actually a thing.

Hamlet is genre savvy. Hamlet knows how Tragedies work, and he’s not going to rush in and get stabby without making absolutely certain he’s got all the facts.

Except once he thinks he has all the facts – once he’s certain that it really is the ghost of his father and Claudius really did kill him, he rushes in and stabs the wrong guy, which starts a domino line of deaths and gets Laertes embroiled in his own revenge tragedy and ultimately results in the deaths of nearly every character other than Horatio.

That’s the irony and the tragedy of the story. Hamlet knows his tropes and actively tries to avoid them, and the tropes get him anyway. It’s inevitable, the tropes are hungry.

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

I want a sticker that says the tropes are hungry so I can put it on my laptop

[daimonie]

i met a scholar once who said that tragedies aren’t about a silly “flaw” or anything, it’s about having a hero who’s just in the wrong goddamn story

if hamlet swapped places with othello he wouldn’t be duped by any of iago’s shit, he’d sit down & have a good think & actually examine the facts before taking action. meanwhile in denmark, othello would have killed claudius before act 2 could even start. but instead nope, they’re both in situations where their greatest strengths are totally useless and now we’ve got all these bodies to bury.

[whopooh]

The tropes are hungry and the hero is in the wrong goddamn story.

I love this post.

[haunted-hideaway]

Feels

[vr-trakowski]

I believe the artist is Katy Doughty.  

[kenshiliker]

@bunn1cula

[onlytwitterpics]

[naturallyugly-deactivated201707]

this is what the rise of pedophile culture looks like–little girls are being indoctrinated into beauty rituals at earlier and earlier ages to feed the misogynistic pedophilic male gaze.

this is what the intersection of capitalism and misogyny looks like–fashion and beauty products are being marketed to females no matter their age as long as is generates profit and feeds the male gaze.

this is what porn culture looks like–due in part to the widespread availability of porn, females are considered sexual objects before they are considered human beings and so no matter what, a female must always be sexually available and presentable to men.

[larpsandtherealgirl]

^Exactly. Please, when you see young girls who look like this, remember not to blame the literal children for their own oppression. They’re just trying to “fit in” and be accepted by their peers. Blame the fucking adults who sell them this image and profit from it.

[amurderofkittens]

Thank you for explaining what bothered me about children looking like that. I could never quite put my finger on it.

[veliseraptor]

of course, the irony about this cartoon - which I assume is meant to demonstrate shallow selfie culture desecrating the great classics - is that among other things a) hamlet is a disaffected young man suffering from depression and, frankly, deeply self-absorbed and b) the entire play is obsessed with the idea of performance and performativity and so absolutely hamlet taking selfies would be in the spirit of the original because a selfie is a new way of constructing the self through images

so what I’m saying is: fuck off culture snobs I’m coming for you

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Yeah, my first thought was definitely “huh. That would make for a pretty good adaptation.”

[cumaeansibyl]

absolutely. I can’t think of anything more in character for Hamlet than filling his snapchat with selfies taken in super-moody lighting with weird angsty captions about the peace of the grave, and no one can decide whether he’s losing his grip or if he’s a master of subtweeting

[libraryoftheancients]

An adaptation of Hamlet told entirely through Hamlet’s SnapChats.

[museumably]

@ofgeography

[bob-belcher]

[mxnrique]

[fairied]

I really wanna get drunk with someone and talk about pointless shit like dogs and then make out for hours but then fall asleep in each others arms

[altmode]

[brokeshibe]

Get rekt fuckboi

[babyanimalgifs]

this husky is mad because he wants to take a bath but isn’t allowed to

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

He really not tryna hear what she got to say lmaooo

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

think it’s about time we stop making jokes about the amount of famous white boys named Chris, and about time we started focusing on Tom. Am I talking about Cruise? Hiddleston? Hardy? Holland? Hanks? Felton? Fletcher? Selleck? Welling? Ford? Hooper? Brady? It’s impossible to tell because apparently half the male population are called Tom.

[soil-boy]

*Approaches a gay couple* So which one of you is Chris and which one of you is Tom.

[awbbcuk-deactivated20180929]

there are only two genders. 

Are you a Chris? Or a Tom?

[sodfather]

When ur in the dark and can’t find the hole

[sodfather]

[perks-of-being-chinese]