A Murder Of Kittens

This place is a mess

[watchthelightfade]

iron lung and red dwarf crossover instead actually. let markiplier be rescued by dave lister and call that guy angel. let him have halos around his head for a different fucked up religion. unwilling god ... 2!!

[amurderofkittens]

Simon wouldn't be the first convict the boys from the Dwarf had to deal with, but he's a lot nicer than the first one.

[therealsullivan3000]

if i had a nickel for every time i watched a britcom where two of the lead males had to makeout sloppy style for reasons, i'd have three nickels. to be frank, that is more nickels then i had anticipated.

[ryley-robinson]

I can't be the only one who looks at how Subnautica repeatedly teaches the player that A, not everything is hostile, and B, you can learn to co-exist and not get hurt by just studying the behaviour of the creatures, and just...

I see people bragging about being extinction-level threats, characterising Ryley as a mean and spiteful 'badass' or killer, and begging for the ability to kill things in 2, and just think, freedom of playstyles be damned, you missed the point, actually.

[thatdoodlebug]

they're making a red dwarf lego model

[monster-tangle]

cat dad 🐈‍⬛

[feline-ranger]

Dave Lister has the perfect balance of masculine and feminine energy. 10/10 no notes.

[reunmint]

my eeveelution as wild cat series !!

vaporeon - tiger

jolteon - cheetah

flareon - lion

espeon - eurasian lynx

umbreon - melanated jaguar (black panther)

leafeon - clouded leopard

glaceon - snow leopard

sylveon - serval

eevee - house cat (maine coon)

[raccoon-in-a-dumpster]

@senota-skulls

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[randomsentientdreamer]

I just feel like I need to put this here, yesterday my sister saw a tesla cybertruck for the first time and said this:

"That thing is the Kryten's head of cars"

And I was literally crying with laughter for an hour after that.

You see the resemblance, right?

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

Source

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[tamamita]

[tamamita]

[hikes-and-moans]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

[konoko]