A Murder Of Kittens

Strapon-wearing Austin Powers: There's nothing micro about this plastic, baby!

You could easily reboot Austin Powers in the 2020s by having Austin be re-frozen for another 30 years and wake up in the present.

Austin Powers: You Only Freeze Twice

Dr. Evil is President Evil now, with an obvious wig.

They compliment each other's style and become friends instantly.

Plot twist: she's his daughter.

#no #in the netherlands #early 2000s #it was however mainly focussed on boys and getting pregnant #it got more fun when classmates switched the 80's educational tape for porn though

It's extremely obvious to everyone except the two of them until the climax of the movie, when they have their emotional father-daughter reunion while the other characters are exasperated.

urie

did you receive abstinence only education in school? (and please say where your school is located in the tags)

yes

no

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

pangur-and-grim

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

pangur-and-grim

yesornopolls

Would you watch a TV show with a conservative main character?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

#obviously yes #because that character is going to have very interesting development #or death #either is good

secondlina

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i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i'm moved but BUNNY

bunny is still there and apparently hasn't been adopted because she's very skittish and shy but so AM I

i assume they don't put cats on layaway but i might go this weekend to see if i can say hi, at least. and then bring her home on, like, june 5th when i'm all moved and settled if she's still there.

bunny 1.5 years and a few pounds later

crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington

i would have been more specific if i knew this would blow up but i went to see bunny that weekend and she immediately reached her head out for me to pet her even though she never let strangers touch her and i ended up rushing to petsmart to buy a carrier and immediately take her back to my parents' house until i moved

she now waits in the shadows to run and jump into my lap every single time i sit down and says thank you for all your kind words in the tags

here are some more pictures just from the last month of her being the most cute

hello! i am crumb cat!

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amurderofkittens

It's been so long since looney tunes humor

"As a nonbinary person, what does your child or teachers etc. refer to you as?"

The Kid just calls me Mom, which is short for "Mombinary." Obviously.

Teachers, etc. call me by my name? Idk, it'd be awkward if they wanted to call me mom or dad.

On documents I'm listed as Parent. They don't need anything more than that anyway. It's unnecessary for a form (esp. about someone else) to ask you to explicitly gender yourself.

Example

Relationship to student: Parent

Relationship to student:

Mother

Father

Legal Guardian

Other: _________ <- I write "Parent" here.

"What do your parents refer to you as?"

Their child.

Sometimes also "a nuisance."