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Goatface: A Comedy Special

[nochillrogers]

#this video kills me every time i watch it #goddamn chris 😍

[juliastiles]

[timdrakeothy-deactivated2022031]

hot take: ‘chivalry’ is fine as long as it’s adapted to 21st century values. if you are a male, you SHOULD be aware that your female friends face certain issues that you as a male dont. acting on that awareness in a way that keeps your female friends safe, isn’t a bad thing.

like… opening doors isn’t rly chivalrous when it’s just a thing you ought to do for everyone. but real 21st century chivalry might be, like, standing between your female friend and the guy that’s trying to get her drunk, or offering to walk her home when it’s late.

if the ‘chivalry’ inconveniences everyone involved and you’re just doing it for your over-inflated male ego — ie, “no you’re the girl here, you HAVE to let me hold this door for you and do all these things for you even when you can do it yourself and im just slowing you down” — then it’s just outdated misogyny.

[darrenpillowscriss]

This is, hands down, the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life.

[oh-archivist]

me: how am i single

me: *emotionally detached, picky af, doesn’t go out at all, has disgusting habits, too shy to talk to anyone they find cute, etc.*

me: how am i single

[babytavsi]

[mammafairchild2]

@softthyla

[voxeterna1]

So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem. Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm. They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine. Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle. I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

[user274628-deactivated20210126]

this is the only non fake text post on tumblr

[mrdsc1010]

This is the tip of the iceberg of the amazingness of this film.

[sleepy-chaos-cub]

EVERY SCENE OF THIS MOVIE IS PURE GOLD

[eclipstar-archived]

[mioxenoblade]

[filmaticbby]

u know that feeling when you’ve just showered, you get in to bed, ur room is clean and tidy and u just feel safe and soft and everything is okay

[dream-of-phraxos]

[ohnonotgood]

Yeah that’s why they all died at 30 because they were so unhealthy but cool

[rosietheamazon]

Pretty sure it was the plague not heart disease.

[cr1mson5thestranger]

Pretty sure it was the Plague, childbirth, food spoiling, maltreated infections, smallpox, pneumonia, and/or generally unsanitary living conditions (such as dumping sewage and waste in the streets) and not health conditions caused by excess body fat.

Not to mention that the Renaissance standard of female beauty being plumpness and full-figured forms came from the fact that it was a status symbol. Plump, pale, full-figured women were wealthy women who didn’t have to spend their days in hard labor or raising children (or both) and stood a better chance of bearing healthy babies than commoner women did.

[sofiama]

Cultural “Oh Snap” I hate it so much when people pull out the “unhealthy” excuse for having a reason to body shame a person.

[fandomsandfeminism]

“Women died young in the 1700s because they were fat” is an amazingly ignorant statement

[strawbnie-deactivated20251201]

i swear to god i’m the biggest michael buble xmas album stan but there is nothing more insulting than “santa buddy,,,, i’ll wait up for you DUDE” and even more ridiculously so— he changed the line “a 64′ convertible too, light blue” to “a 65′ convertible too, steel blue” like…………………….we get it…………………….ur straight……………….ur a MAN…………………………. we g

[strawbnie-deactivated20251201]

#say you want to fuck santa you COWARD

[nevaehtyler]

[podencos]

I cherish small intimacies. A head resting against a shoulder, lips brushing against a nose, a kiss on the neck, a hand reaching out for my own

[autodestruct1on]

endless avengers: [4/∞] » Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Directed by Anthony Russo, Joe Russo.