Garry Jerry Larry Gergich Gengurch

Hey. TV could be the reason for who I am today. I am obsessed with many things. And a crap life right here. WINX POWER.That's pretty kinky ;) I need a friend

[bob-belcher]

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[unabashedchildpanda]

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[sarcasmismydrugs]

not taking any chances

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[saddest-cat-hours]

This man had hoes

[ruinedchildhood]

[ichosim]

Finally finished the kitchen for my little witch boi 

[rockyhorrorpicturechic]

when you see a cat outside and try to pet it but it runs away

[runningeleven]

Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?

[thatweirdscienceguy]

There are three variants of dragons. One of them possesses  a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example. The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another. The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth there’s a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas. Or it’s magic.

[shittyidea]

Drive through a drive-thru window

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[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

It be like that sometimes

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[zellah7]

This is so fucking funny

[sporeblossom]

sign my petition to let me ha ve a good nights rest

[bipolarblueberries]

By all means, talk and raise awareness about depression. But please mention:

•Not showering or brushing your teeth for two weeks •Getting sick from a vitamin D deficiency because you haven’t been outside in a solid month •Getting lightheaded when you stand up from bed because you’ve been laying down for days •The body pains •Shampoo not bubbling because this is the first time you washed your hair in three weeks •Over stimulation •Pity from a distance •'Get over yourself, there’s people *in Africa starving, with cancer, homeless, living in poverty, dying, ect.’ •Massive weight gain •Massive weight loss •Both •Your body literally changing how it looks and deposits fat based on frequent weight gain and loss •Hair loss •Zero self esteem •Breaking out in acne so bad you can’t put your head on a pillow from pain •Being too depressed to commit suicide •Self imposed isolation •Stomach cramps •Nausea •Vomiting •'You’re so dramatic, it can’t be that bad’

If you don’t, I’m not saying you’re not raising awareness, but you definitely need to step up your game