Dirty Liar

Kerri | 21 | Northern Ireland |

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[deanky]

Lawyer who is like visibly trying not to cry and teary-eyed and snifflign and drawing shaky breaths and hands trembling and constantly wiping his nose on his sleeves but he’s winning the case

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ilyatt-deactivated20200607]

[tealmoth]

No offense but *coughs into a white cloth, then dramatically unfolds it to reveal that it is spotted with blood, foreshadowing my tragic death by tuberculosis at the ending of the film*

[pikeisaman]

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

it still is

[pinkstarlet]

[lyjerria]

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that

[chafedaddy-blog]

[diablocodys]

i cant even count how many comedians have aspired and failed to be as funny as this title

[maybethistimemegz]

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

whew close one

[blendedofficial]

I want to die

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

[heathermason-deactivated2024072]

[reactionfaces]

[itsnoodle]

[reactionfaces]

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[shikseh]

[raccoonfootproductions]

[urbanuppercut]

[spanish-g0ld]

[dop3-peach-ringz-deactivated202]

This whole post is a big big big mood

[the-memedaddy]

[newtubesagger]

[spongehole]

When taller people help you get stuff off the shelf

[spongehole]

When your friend helps you stretch in yoga class

[spongehole]

When you think about how lucky you are to have people who help you

[ugotchi]