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[unadulteratedwolftree]

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"Play a motivational song."

*Plays Jaws theme*

"Wtf?"

"It'll motivate you to move your ass."

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"A meal fit for a king."

"Yeah, but not for us peasants. What IS that?"

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"I hate that guy."

"You baked him cookies?"

"Full of hate cookies."

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"Are you listening to me? I'm making a lot of sense here."

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"Now remember you have to live forever."

"You're asking a lot."

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"Good night. See you in the morning light."

"God I hope not."

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"I'll pay it back. Um, do you have a preferred payment plan?"

"In full. Now."

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"I love you."

"Not enough to be nice to me."

"It's part of the charm."

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"I'm heading home. Into oncoming traffic."

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"You'll give me all your money."

"You can already have my money, you don't have to hypnotize me for that."

"Yeah, but I couldn't think of anything else I want from you."

"DAMN."

"Anyway, you are getting very sleepy."

"And when you wake up, you'll be broke."

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"I love you."

"I love you too, but I'm not mean about it."

"Bull. Where do you think we get it from?"

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"We're going inside with the grandparents, so no cursing."

"Actually, I'll stay out here so I can keep cursing."

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"Do you love them?"

"What?"

"If you truly love them, then... I won't stop them. But they can't get in my way. I love how we are and I don't know if I can live if you stop being you. And I'm sure I'll hate them forever, but... I will be... as nice as I can to their face."

"What the hell are you talking about??"

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"Let's go now. Save some of our luck for another day."

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"Until the day I die, I want you by my side, do you hear me! So get up, I'm not dying here, and neither can you."

[unadulteratedwolftree]

"I'll smack him upside the head a few hundred times."

"You and what arms?"

"All of them."