unamusedvirgo

A collection of unfiltered musings

[sacred-portal]

[ponybabyy]

this angst at 23 is not the same as when I was 15

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

whenever a man says something funny I wonder which ex he stole that joke from

[unamusedvirgo]

How does a certified loser plan to spend their Halloween?

At home, in the dark, with a comically large glass of wine and a political science essay to write.

[unamusedvirgo]

If I took a shot every time I was disappointed by a man… I would’ve been six feet under ages ago

[unamusedvirgo]

Sprinting back to the hotel bathroom so you don’t violently sob in front of your entire family… girl vacation

[unamusedvirgo]

Ladies it appears I have reached my final form…a mermaid

(In other words I enjoyed a beach day and soaked up the sun whilst swimming in the ocean)

[unamusedvirgo]

Currently on season 3 of Castlevania and my key takeaway of the show so far is that Alucard would have ruled 2014 tumblr.

[unamusedvirgo]

✨girlcore✨ is doing your makeup just to cry it all off 10 seconds later

[dreamingawayyour1ife]

Girlrotting ⁺. ༶

[butterflykickz]

me rn

[unamusedvirgo]

I well and truly wish I wasn’t so sensitive to people’s energy sometimes because the second I feel that someone is acting the slightest bit off I start to think they just hate me

(I do not want to relate to this girly even a little bit please send help)

[unamusedvirgo]

cool girls cry on Christmas I don’t make the rules

(On another note, TV Girl has me in an absolute chokehold rn good lord)

[maneater2008]

[sadexecutivelove]

girlhood

[unamusedvirgo]

Being a girl is so much fun 🫠

[unamusedvirgo]

I should’ve known I’d turn out this way when this is what my playlists looked like by the time I was 13💀

[maneater2008]

[unamusedvirgo]

Alexa, play “Pretty When You Cry” by Lana Del Rey

(I in fact look like an absolute gremlin when I cry)