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there is something different about this summer

found god on the mountain yesterday and we met again in the woods in the rain

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why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

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another day another crossword putting me in the worst mood of all time

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yeah ok i’ll watch payl mccartney on chicken shop date. what the hell. sure

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nevermind this is unwatchably boring

old british men are always going yeauhh. Mmhm an whadduyu uh ismanuhh uhseh right right.. ihh-uh-so wee.. we weh be righ right espen—issum uhh ah ahem

yeah ok i’ll watch payl mccartney on chicken shop date. what the hell. sure

so my girlfriend is obsessed with sauce and i asked if they would rather give up sauce or kisses forever and they said obviously sauce i love kissing you so much and i said that’s sweet but i don’t believe you and they said no i mean it snd i said ok why don’t you go 3 days with no sauce and they said ok deal and they went out tonight and just texted me this

i literally love them so much

cold called someone today and they told me I sound like an AI and hung up on me before i could tell him that hurt my feelings

telling my beta cat that my alpha cat keeps attacking her because of how she’s dressed. telling her she’s asking for it.

working in sales is literally just me spending 45 minutes on a 6 line email being like do you want….. delete delete delete … I’d be happy to…. delete delete delete… to give you a better sense….. delete delete delete…… do you have 20 mins on….. delete delete delete….. it’s always helpful to….. delete delete delete….. just to immediately get a notification saying my email was blocked. lol. alternatively i got this one today