Who's askin'?

[uncle-mick]

Name is Mick, you can call me that or anything else frankly.

Adult (20s), he/him, gay.

Everyone is welcome, regardless of sexuality or gender.

Side blog for an old man.

18+ only, kids aren't welcome and will be blocked

Honorary uncle obsessed with his coworkers son, fauxcest fantasies ensue along with my other interests.

Camping enthusiast, love my van to pieces. Borders on unhealthy but she's my wife so be nice about her.

DMs and asks open and welcomed, don't send me triggering shit though eh? (self harm specifically in mind)

Not new to tumblr, but haven't used it in a long time. My memory is shoddy at best, be patient with me yeah?

Guess I should add my anons; 🐀 . 🕷️ . 🍄 . ⛈️ . 🎸 . 🍯 . 🐰 . 💜 . 🎱 . ☘️ . 🐶 . ✂️ . 🪖 . 👑 . 🏹 . 🏳️‍⚧️ . 🌈 . 🐎

Additional information?

Trans folk are more than welcome here.

If you present to me as feminine, I'll probably be awkward as fuck.

I post inconsistently.

I will answer an ask with a god damn essay if I feel like it

I'm highly inconsistent with POV but I prefer prompting over RP style asks, I can't read your mind so I don't know how you want something to play out.

Hot [WIP list] - Fauxcest (obviously), C/NC in general, watersports, intox, ageplay, danger play Not - Don't send me nudes, and don't DM me looking for sexting. It won't happen. Anons are fine, asks are fine, compliments are fine in DMs, but if you're looking to sext, it just won't happen.

[uncle-mick]

Hey uncle mick! It’s been a bit since you posted and I just wanna ask if you’re okay? If you’re not comfortable sharing what’s going on, that’s completely fair just know you have supportive, adoring nephews on tumblr, no matter what’s going on irl.

Sending you love and well-wishes,

- 🌈

Life got in the way a bit mate, don't worry yourself about your old uncle. I'm alright, just dealin' with everything.

[uncle-mick]

Ahhh, noooo, I forgot i sent that omg i'm so sorry 😭😭

-🏳️‍⚧️ anon

Bullies you affectionately for it

[uncle-mick]

Hiiii r mick!! Ima lil hig but I wan say yur're blog s oooo god

🏳️‍⚧️ annn

I remember getting this and going "intoxicated" and never getting any further than that. Clearing out the inbox right now and thought it'd be funny.

[uncle-mick]

Haven't seen my nephew in a bit, something about his dad going away and him needing to stay home with his mum and brothers. But he's been keeping me updated. Sending pictures and videos of his pretty cunt. I wonder, when I next get to see him, will he be nice and tight for me? I know he doesn't have toys at home, too much risk of them being found, and his fingers aren't as big as mine, so he can't stretch them as far.

I like to think I've moulded him to the shape of my cock and it's a perfect fit, but I'm aware bodies are spongy and soft and like to go back to their natural shape. I can break him in again, mould him perfectly again. Stretch him out nicely so he can take me again. He loves having my hands on him and in him, I love it too. He's bloody beautiful.

[uncle-mick]

Uncle has taken nephew out for the day and dad calls to check up on his kid, ask if he's been good. Uncle answers right as he slides his other hand behind nephew's head, running his fingers through his hair as he pushes down, not fast, but hard. Nephew looks up at him from the footwell between his uncles thigh, his eyes watering and his lips stretched around his cock. His gag reflex barely exists anymore, but uncle can feel nephew swallowing around his cock, almost gagging as he blinks up at uncle wth wide eyes.

Uncle assures dad that kiddo has been fine, they had fun at the fair in town, kiddo even won a plushie at one of the games. Said plush is on the passenger seat, and uncle switches the call to video to show dad, letting go of his nephew's head to reach over and grab it. Nephew looks up at uncle, finally not choking on his cock but keeping it in his mouth because he's a good boy and knows not to stop.

Uncle grins down at nephew before turning the camera around to show off the plush, deliberately getting nephew in the background. Nephew knows where this is going and starts to bob his head on uncle's cock slowly, showing off. Uncle fights to keep his hand steady as he shows dad the plush. Dad's gone quiet, before movement is heard. A door opens on dad's end of the call, before closing and locking.

Soon enough, dad has his camera on too, sitting in a bathroom stall with his cock hanging out of his pants, showing what uncle and his own son have done to him while he's at work. Uncle laughs, and nephew sucks hard in retaliation, making uncle's laugh cut off with a gasp. Uncle puts his phone down in the center console so dad can see, chucks the plush on the passenger seat and gives nephew one short warning before taking his head in his hands and fucking into his mouth.

His hands easily hold nephew's head, pulling him in to meet the thrusts and making sure not to go too fast so nephew can control his breathing. Dad watches, keeping in time with uncle's thrusts so he can imagine it's him fucking his sons mouth.

[blakenstein]

Unfriendly reminder. Don’t go into someone’s dm’s and immediately start saying sexual shit. Doesn’t matter gender or if they post sexual content. Don’t do it.

[uncle-mick]

i think you should know big brother is holding what he knows about us over my head. at dinner last night he told dad i've spent two nights in your van. he touched me under the table and asked dad why he'd leave his youngest kid with his older brother. he asked him what he thought about us sharing a bed in the back of your van. it made me feel so dizzy, so confused, i'm sorry i couldn't speak up and defend you. with big brother talking about you and dad looking back at me with your eyes, it took all my strength to not make a sound as i came all over big brother's fingers. i'm so worried dad noticed, has he said anything to you, uncle mick?

is it bad that i'm jealous big brother will get you for a whole weekend, uncle mick? i like how safe you make me feel, i don't feel like this at home. big brother wasn't always so bad, he just can't control his anger sometimes. he's not a man like you. i wish you'd take me away instead, uncle mick.

- 🐎

Your dad hasn't mentioned anything to me, no. When I asked about getting your big brother here he denied it, saying he needed your brother for some things over the weekend. He did say you could come stay with me for a long weekend though.

I can pick you up Friday afternoon and drop you off Monday evening. Your brother can't bother you there, and I'll have another word with your dad about him. Tell him I think his son isn't turning out to be a man, and he needs more discipline. He respects my judgement, I'm his big brother. He trusts me.

You can stay with me up at my cabin, we can stay in the van if you like it more though. You can cuddle up to me while we watch movies on the shitty little TV in there, and I can make a campfire in the back yard.

[uncle-mick]

Giggled at “who’s asking”

Very uncle of you

It was the first thing I thought of and I haven't changed it since making the blog LOL

[uncle-mick]

Your pinned post mentioned you like camping. Do you have a favourite place or time of year?

-🏳️‍⚧️ anon

Favouriite place was down south (UK). Near the southern coast. And time of year, probably early summer. Before it gets too hot, but it's still nicely warm.

[uncle-mick]

uncle mick it happened again. big brother was suspicious after you dropped me off, he wondered why you didn't take me home until the morning. he questioned me over and over again if i let you fuck me in the back of your van, but he wouldn't believe me. i got on my knees and tried to distract him, i thought if i let him fuck my mouth he'd forget it and let it go, but he wouldn't. he forced me over and back of the couch and inspected my cunt. he said i was ruined, that it didn't matter anymore what he did to me.

i'm sorry i'm back so soon, uncle mick, but i know you can give me something again to stop this. dad's getting suspicious. he pulled me aside that night and told me i can tell him anything. maybe if i tell him big brother will stop, are you sure he'd be mad?

(- breeding/cnc enby anon 🐎)

Hmmm. Maybe I can have a word with your dad, it'd be better if he heard it from me. If you told him and he had a word with your brother, it'd make it worse for you wouldn't it, your brother would know you snitched. He might even tell your dad about what you did with me. You don't want that, do you? You don't wanna stop seeing your uncle.

Maybe I need to tell your dad that big brother needs to spend a weekend at your uncle's and taught how a real man does these things. How a real man should take care of you and keep you safe. Maybe he needs to be taught what it's like on the recieving end. So he knows how to take care of you, or even stops all together because he knows I do it better.

Don't be sorry roo, uncle'll keep you safe.

[uncle-mick]

I think the other ask might be mine lol I just assumed it had gotten eaten by tumblr (my tumblr is super buggy sometimes and my asks anon or not tend to get lost on the way to the askbox ;-;)

Anyway, sorry for being impatient lmao, still love your stuff

- maybe 🌈 anon

If this was you, I just never got around to answering it. I'll add you tentatively to the list

[uncle-mick]

uncle mick can i tell you a secret? big brother and i were playing a game last night. i was sitting in his lap and i accidentally made him hard. he was so angry with me, i don't like making him angry, so i let him use my pussy. he's usually so careful, but he got carried away this time and came inside me.

i'm afraid to tell dad. do you think he'd be mad? i didn't know who else to go to, uncle mick. can you keep this a secret, just between us?

I think your dad would be mad, so it's a good thing you came and told me roo. Though, keeping a secret like this...tell you what. If you let me use you too, I'll keep it between us and get you something that'll make sure you don't get bred.

Maybe I'll tell you that I promise I won't cum in you too, but you'll feel me getting close and beg me to pull out. You're too small and don't wanna make me angry too, so you just let me bury myself deep in your cunt while I finish. I get it deeper than your brother too, maybe you'll end up getting bred by your uncle instead.

But no, I promised I'd get you something to make sure that didn't happen. In return, you'll let me use your pretty cunt any time I want, because you know your uncle can fix it.

[uncle-mick]

Hi uncle mick! You really brought me into unclecest and dadcest and I just wanna thank you for that because holy crap my head spins whenever I see you post. It messes with my head in the best way

Can I have 🌈 anon? Thankies <33

Someone else (who I haven't answered yet) has taken that I think, unless you're the same person. Sorry anon

You're welcome by the way :]

[uncle-mick]

Uncle Mick, could you teach me how to drive? I can't really afford asking anyone else, but I'm sure I could pay you back somehow. Like doing chores, or whatever it is you need.

Depends if you wanna learn manual or automatic. I can teach manual pretty effectively. As for paying me back, I don't have chores you can do, but maybe you can keep your old uncle company some days after learning. You wouldn't mind cuddling up to your uncle or sitting in his lap, would you?

[uncle-mick]

Hello Mr. Mick! How are you doing today?

If it's not taken, may I please be 🏳️‍⚧️ anon?

You can have that, yeah.

And I've been mostly alright, thanks for asking roo.

[uncle-mick]

hi uncle! how would you tame a feral kiddo who spends all its time running around outside and refuses to listen to calls back to the house? dad can't figure out how to handle it!

much love, beastie

Well when I was a kid, I was very much the same. I wouldn't same taming is the right way to go about it. Letting the kid use all their energy would be more effective. If Kiddo realised their uncle was the same, maybe they'd listen more. Uncle has a few ways to tired the kiddo out too, if that means running around outside in uncles yard or through other means, that's between kiddo and uncle.