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Moo Moo Land Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

All Bound For Moo Moo Land This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and has a unisex cut, making it flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Our standard process for t-shirts is the Direct to Garment (DTG) method of printing. Our experience shows us that DTG printed shirts are just as durable as screen printed shirts when it comes to washability and they create photo quality prints. Using DTG allows us to produce your shirt once it is ordered on a wider variety of colored shirts and sizes rather than maintaining a huge stock that may or may not ever sell. This is why these items will normally take 2-3 weeks to arrive – they’re being custom made just for you!

Take me! Take me! I’m ready!

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It's Friday! Why Am I Not In Love? Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

It's Friday! Why Am I Not In Love? This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and has a unisex cut, making it flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Our standard process for t-shirts is the Direct to Garment (DTG) method of printing. Our experience shows us that DTG printed shirts are just as durable as screen printed shirts when it comes to washability and they create photo quality prints. Using DTG allows us to produce your shirt once it is ordered on a wider variety of colored shirts and sizes rather than maintaining a huge stock that may or may not ever sell. This is why these items will normally take 2-3 weeks to arrive – they’re being custom made just for you!

There's always Saturday... Hang in there, folks. The weekend is upon us!

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No Sex Until Marriage Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

NO SEX UNTIL MARRIAGE This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and has a unisex cut, making it flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Our standard process for t-shirts is the Direct to Garment (DTG) method of printing. Our experience shows us that DTG printed shirts are just as durable as screen printed shirts when it comes to washability and they create photo quality prints. Using DTG allows us to produce your shirt once it is ordered on a wider variety of colored shirts and sizes rather than maintaining a huge stock that may or may not ever sell. This is why these items will normally take 2-3 weeks to arrive – they’re being custom made just for you!

Just a little reminder for all you single folks... and a preview of a new collection in the works for us old 80's clubbers.

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Weatherford Water Color Peaches Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

Weatherford Water Color Peaches This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and has a unisex cut, making it flattering for both men and women. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Our standard process for t-shirts is the Direct to Garment (DTG) method of printing. Our experience shows us that DTG printed shirts are just as durable as screen printed shirts when it comes to washability and they create photo quality prints. Using DTG allows us to produce your shirt once it is ordered on a wider variety of colored shirts and sizes rather than maintaining a huge stock that may or may not ever sell. This is why these items will normally take 2-3 weeks to arrive – they’re being custom made just for you!

Weatherford Water Color Peaches

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I'm Fat Parking Notice Bubble-free stickers

The struggle is real, man... ask any guy who weighs more than 200lbs and they'll likely agree. Please Don't Park Too Close I'M FAT Black text on white background. These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers. • High opacity film that’s impossible to see through • Fast and easy bubble-free application • Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use • 95µ density Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

I’m Fat Parking Notice Sticker

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Next Up... St. Patrick's Day!

Next Up… St. Patrick’s Day!

The new year is upon us – here’s what’s coming up at Uncle Funcle’s! Right up there with Cinco de Mayo & New Year’s Eve, here comes another of America’s favorite excuses to get drunk… I mean “holidays.”  Are you ready? Got yer green yet? No? Get it now before it’s too late! Say What? New T-Shirt Prices? Damn skippy we got some new prices for our Graphic Tees! Late 2020, we did a survey asking…

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Holiday Weekend Sale at Uncle Funcle's

Use code TURKEY at checkout for 20% Off all items and Free Shipping + Receive discount code for 20% off your next order!

We may not be able to compete with the big boys on Black Friday, but dammit, we can do "something." Happy Turkey Day!

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Thank You!

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If You Were A Cookie You'd Be A Whoreo Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Uncle Funcle's Rumpus Room

Mmm… But Whoreos are so good when you’re scrounging for snacks in the middle of the night… This t-shirt is…

Eh... seems about right for a Monday morning. Cheers!

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2020 Review Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Uncle Funcle's Rumpus Room

2020 Year in Review Shirt – Yeah, we’d give it a zero if it would allow it, as well… Get…

2020: The Year in Review

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You Suck At Parking Card - Uncle Funcle's Rumpus Room

Ever wanted to leave a note on that jerk in the BMW’s double parking job? How about the big ass…

In stock and ready to ship (and with free shipping) - get 'em quick before this batch sells out !

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2020 Directed by Quentin Quarantino Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Uncle Funcle's Rumpus Room

This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch.…

So... this year could just be a bad Travolta movie? Hmmm... never thought about it that way.

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2020 Man Mug with Color Inside - Uncle Funcle's Rumpus Room

Cherish the memory of what a great year 2020 was with Uncle Funcle’s 2020 Man Inside Color Mug. Makes a…

Added our little 2020 Man to a mug...

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Shark Attack on Green Men's T-shirt - Uncle Funcle's Rumpus Room

If this shirt doesn’t put you in the mood for Split Enz, then I don’t know what would. Too old…

Playing with some "all over" sharkitectual designs like this one (also available on blue and black). These are kind of fun. We may have to add some more. What do you think?

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Proud Mother... Women's Relaxed T-Shirt - Uncle Funcle's Rumpus Room

Are your kids dumbasses? Enough said. Only have one, more than two? Buy this shirt anyway and see how dumb…

One for the Ladies... Especially if you have 3 kids. Buy this shirt and confuse them all. Which one is the smart one? Let 'em ALL sweat it... Happy Monday!

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Aloha Fridays Are Back! - Uncle Funcle's Rumpus Room

ALOHA FRIDAYS ARE BACK! Click Here to View All Items in the Aloha Shop Now or Scroll on Down! Palekaiko…

No, it's not Hump Day... it's Aloha Friday! What are YOU wearing today? Clearly, you need a new shirt. Use code: Aloha20 for free shipping and 20% off anything in the Aloha Friday Shop today - go get 'em now, cowboy.