A Remus Lupin/Marauder Blog

You don't have to like it, but I hope you do. Just a little something to show my love for the Marauders.

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Sirius: Did you notice how hot Remus is since he got back from summer holidays?

James:

Sirius: Because I haven't.

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Lily: Remus, do you know where Sev is?

Remus: Oh! I got this. Ahem

Remus: BLACK LIVES MATTER!

Snape: ALL LIVES MATTER!

Remus: There he is

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James: I baby-proofed the house

Lily: I'm 3 weeks pregnant, James!

James: Yeah, but we have Sirius

Lily:

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Remus: Should I be concerned?

James: [dragging a body bag up the stairs] Nope.

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Sirius: I never wanted to kiss someone so much

Remus:

Sirius: I meant kill* lol stupid autocorrect

Remus: Sirius this is a verbal conversation

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Lily: Violence is never the answer.

James: You threw a textbook at me yesterday!

Lily: That's because you deserved it, you twat.

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Lily: Why do I have the feeling that the Marauders are up to something?

Marlene: They're not, Lily. You're just paranoid.

[Three hours later, the Great Hall is on fire]

Lily: SEE, MARLENE! I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I? OH, I AM NEVER GOING TO FORGET THIS

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Remus: Sirius, I'm really sorry that your parents disowned you

Sirius: It's okay, I've come to terms with it.

Remus: You should probably change your last name

Sirius: Yeah? To what?

Remus: Lupin

Sirius: ....Wait a minute DID YOU JUST PROPOSE DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF - Oh hello Professor McGonagall

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Sirius: [singing] Who says, who says I'm not perfect?

Remus: I say.

Sirius:

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Lily: Look, it's Hot and Hotter.

James: Evans, you don't have to be so blunt.

Sirius: I'm flattered, but I don't think of you like that.

Lily: Actually I was talking about Remus and Peter. [leaves]

Everyone:

Peter: Wait, I'm Hotter, right?

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Sirius: [pulls curtain back while Remus is in the shower]

Sirius: Hey, are we - stop screaming it's just me - are we out of sugar?

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I've always had this headcanon where Remus liked hot chocolate way more than coffee

Like, he still loved coffee, don't get me wrong, he'd have it every morning. But instead of having coffee and chocolate cake, he'd make himself a hot chocolate. "Moony, you know the cake is already chocolate." "And?" "I dunno, just seems a little chocoholic-ish." "That's what makes it great." And then Sirius in a corner just smiling and shaking his head. "Classic Moony."

[siriuslyremusthough]

life would be much better if i was just a young wizard attending hogwarts

Harry Potter the Second. You were named after the bravest man I knew. It was me. I’m awesome. I fucking killed voldemort.

[potterdeer]

Hey! Could you and TT do this?: *lily holding a phone* Hey James, it's your boyfriend. *James* He's not my boyfriend. *James on the phone* Hi babe

[asktheboywholived]

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James: This is perfect. You spend an hour with Evans every other day. You can convince her to go out with me!

Remus: Mate, she's had that option for, like, five and a half years.

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Moody: Your job is to shut up.

Sirius: Okay, that’s good, that’s easy. I was worried it would be fighting Death Eaters, which is a lot more difficult than remaining quiet.

Remus: You’re failing at your job right now.

Sirius: Says you.

Remus: Says the definition of shut up.