Broke Sugar Uncle

I'm not like a regular uncle, I'm a cool uncle Also, I have no idea why I'm here Steve, 44, he/him basic white male

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UNCLE STEVEEEEEEE

Did you know we were talking about you just 20 minutes ago 👀

My little birds told me everything

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sir i have post notifs on for you 💀

we missed you!

Awww, I feel so special!

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Finally fixed the phone screen I dropped a hammer on, so I have Tumblr again! (temp using an old phone and kept putting off the fix)

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hi uncle daddy steve, long time no see. okay, random question: are you more a giver or a receiver?

Def a giver

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GTKM tag game

Thanks @pamasaur

Last song: Gold Dust Woman

Favorite color: a dark shade of green

Last Show/Film:

Show: Narcos

Film: Return of the Jedi

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Yes.

Relationship Status: Happily (mostly) Single

Clarification: mostly-happily, fully single

Last thing I googled: I'm rocking a solid wine buzz right now and yall don't need to see my recent searches

Current Obsession: finding something to eat 😉

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Rumor is you have the most amazing niece in the world. I can only assume this is the one you call “earmuffs Emmy” ?

Facts. Earmuffs is just an Old School ref for her to ignore my oversharing on here 😂😂.

Edit: guess I should be saying "earmuffs, em" not "earmuffs em"

She's a solid kid with a good brain. I like her.

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I need to go work on fixing up my garage, but I just wanna sit here and be horny on the internet

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Please explain to the girlies, sluts, and whores why you are not an audiophile despite the copious amounts of speakers in your home.

Because audiophiles listen to music to critique it. I listen to music because I want to enjoy the music. I just want a good setup so I can hear everything.

Fun story: I had friends over last night and demoed my sound system. My subwoofer (dual 15" 1,100 watts) hit so hard it gave one guy a nosebleed.

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You know you like seeing all the filthy shit we send you. I bet it makes you excited seeing your little sluts leaving stuff in your asks

I just work here 😶

😈😈

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the sluts miss you 😭

You filthy hoes have got me back to thinking about sex all day like I'm back to being 16 YO 😂😂

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What kind of freaky shit are you into, Mr uncle Steve daddy sir?

I only do missionary with the lights off.

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I think I need to be punished I’ve been a bad girl, sir 😈

Tell me, my child. What depravity have you allowed yourself to become entangled in?

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I can't be patient 😤 who needs a house anyway we can fuck in the back alley

Back alley? I know about back door but havent heard about back alley. 😶

OR hear me out, backbdoor in a back alley?

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what are your thoughts on golf? 👀

Golf? Wrong thread buddy. 🤣🤣

I like playing golf, but I haven't played much for the last 5 yrs because I had 3 vertebrae fused in my neck. So Im back down to hacker skilllevel which is frustrating. It's an impossible game to master though, and I guess that appeals to me b/c I'm fucked in the head

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Would you prefer to fuck or be fucked with a vibroblade?? 😌

I like to watch my partner getting their happy time, so..

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Steve do we need more Din vibroblade adventures? 🤔

Earmuffs Em.

It's the "unexpected item in bagging area" aspect for me; more than the vibroblade/knife specifically. The vibrating capability is def a bonus

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Yes actually 🥺 babygirl is starved for some attention

Oh poor lil darlin, why don't you come over here and I'll see if I can't make you feel better