it's momentarily pleased that it finally has seemed to say something that doesn't upset her, but... that moment is short-lived. everything is so prone to changing in reality that it threatens to make their head spin! "i don't know enough about anything to make one. i think i'd need help. i don't know what a vampire is. i don't think i'm a ghost... maybe that's one i can cross off? i met with someone who knew ghosts. they didn't think i was one either. at first they did... but for some reason they changed their mind." it frowns, brow creasing. "i don't remember why they changed their mind." so caught up in the idea of that list are they that they don't immediately recognize the question. when it does hit... that actually doesn't clear up anything at all. "ummm..." trailing off, it admits. "sort of? i have someone researching me to figure it out. does that count?"
Martha raised an eyebrow so high it practically disappeared into her hairline, her scowl somehow deepening as she crossed her arms over her chest. ❝ Well, at least we know you're not a ghost, ❞ she muttered with enough sarcasm to poison a river. ❝ Because I can see you. And I've never been able to see ghosts. Not since... ❞ she stopped herself, jaw tightening before she looked away. Then he mentioned someone changing their mind about him not being a ghost, and Martha let out a long, suffering sigh that sounded like her patience finally snapping. Without another word, she vanished in a blink. A second later, she reappeared just as suddenly, now holding a pen and a crumpled sheet of paper. ❝ Move, ❞ she grumbled, immediately starting to scribble furiously across it. ❝ Possible demon. Possible vampire. Not a ghost. Maybe human. Maybe alien. Maybe mutant. Unknown cryptid bullshit, ❞ the pen scratched violently as she added more items. ❝ You don't even know your mutation? Great. Just great... ❞ she shook her head, still writing. ❝ Who the hell gets someone to research what they are before figuring out the basics? You giving them the best head of their life or something? ❞













