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[undasura]

two friends that are both three apples tall

[ladyorlandodream]

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[acutecoral]

Some clarifications and an update

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

thank you @acutecoral for the update. can everyone in the notes act normal now please

[dailycatsblog]

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

[prokopetz]

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

me when im a flea

[conibitty]

sinosauropteryx!!!!

definetly a totally real stop motion time lapse

[xavierck]

This is absolutely insane. I love it!

[were--ralph]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dandraco]

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

[rhymeswithgurt]

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

[bodmanford]

[awkward-tension]

I’m wheezing

[surprisebitch]

Big Dick Energy

[polyamorousmood]

It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

[silosworld]

Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"

[rincent-van-uggh]

[grillmasterxbbq]

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[theinfinitetrial]

What its like when its her turn

[1five1two]

[fruiitlins]

hey!

[bathylychnops]

scratches my head drinking hes water + stephen cute ocean tie whayeverr... biiiiig fan of how im drawing his hair ithink i cracked da code for his (only took me 3 years.!)