Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
wallacepolsom
Fai_Ryy
Stranger Things
$LAYYYTER
Jules of Nature
The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

oozey mess

Origami Around
we're not kids anymore.

titsay
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
trying on a metaphor
Sade Olutola

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JVL
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
see ya losers at närcon next week
this weeks vocal stim award goes to "my name is the woker. why is queerious?"
am i doing this right
i couldn't sleep so i decided to join
I thought this up shopping. @justcakethanks I give my submission for the Eridian Welcoming Committee
that tumblr sexyman poll is pissing me off so bad like oh my god ryland grace isn't a tumblr sexyman MY MOM FINDS HIM SEXY . THAT'S RYAN FUCKING GOSLING ToT ... IDC if tumblr loves him he's also ryan god damn gosling . at least senshi and tenna are like a little more niche, a little more against the grain... RYLAND GRACE IS PLAYED BY RYAN GOSLING............ YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY !!!
If anything it's rocky who should be voted sexyman(rock)!!
havent seen it yet but if they cut out so much of the odyssey why didnt they just make part 1 and part 2
they could have a little fun with it and end part 1 while theyre at sea and then they post pictures of water on their twitter while waiting for the next one like "we're almost there guys"
Sony WM-F51, 1987
Steve Jobs and his consequences have been a disaster for the button, switch, and knobhead kind.
I’m very much a knobhead. Fuck you Steve and your white faceless “aesthetics”
bro they didn't care at this point 😩
(okey, maybe I should stop with freaky art for now (?)
>someone comes over >they start a sentence with "my ai" >immediately call them a clanker
happy odyssey weekend
You're my all-consuming obsession
I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god
I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is
I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.
the forest is also a metaphor for his bush