UncreaTiv

OG!Cale, my beloved arsonist

[uncreative-dumpsterfire]

Just finished reading TCF novel and it only took a week and 4 days and ignoring all my due homework.

[p4-funny-moments]

[ladyignatius4]

It doesn't matter if you wrote 5,000 or 50 words today.

It doesn't matter if all you did was day-dream about your characters while staring at the ceiling.

You are still a writer and your progress is valid.

[amphihare]

that part in the revival trailer where hes just fishing cracked me up so hard (original image below the cut)

[iikisa]

Uhhh insert random dialogue lol

In the red dragon KRS au, Eruhaben is the first being to encounter Roksu after his capture and care for him. It was a pure chance encounter, on the surface, but Eruhaben felt as though something was pulling him in Roksu’s direction. Perhaps the will of a God? No matter what it was, Roksu was his responsibility now, regardless of how much trouble this unlucky punk could bring his way.

Roksu couldn’t have been more grateful for Eruhaben to be the one to find him and take him in. Never learning of the ancient dragon from Birth of a Hero and getting to know someone outside the fictional reality he’d sheltered himself in, he finds that this world is beyond just words in a novel, but rather something real and where he exists. Something he couldn’t process since he first came to this world.

[nukudraws]

[caleshairtie]

So... here's some "not my circus, not my monkey" memes in context of TCF. Except we all know they do be monkeys in each other's circus and then claim they ain't owning any circuses.

Well, that's because they do be going everywhere to cause chaos, including you, the ringleader clown.

Again, Cale-coded, sooooo....

Choi Han really be the poster kid of justice and good... until you threaten his family. Then be ready to get the royal treatement, French Revolution style.

Yes, Alberu, they are. And yes, Cale is heading them. Get your gold plaques ready.

Yess, drag Cale into the ownership. Drop the responsibility and the gold plaques on him and run.

Poor Beacrox, the collateral damage. Handling kids, destruction and food all at the same time.

Ron is the reason Beacrox is the collateral damage, since he keeps sending his son as the errand boy.

It is technically his territory where his eldest son is running around, doing shit to attain his "Slacker life" that he himself actively be chasing away.

In all honesty, whenever Witira shows up in TCF novel, she always be so confused with the new shit Cale be pulling.

Like, girl, get used to it. This man ain't gonna sit quietly unless he faints.

To me, this is Eruhaben-coded. He be sooooo much enamoured (platonically) with Cale and his infamous bad luck that he agreed to babysit the entire Cale and co.

Our beloved Goldy Gramps, adopting kids at the very ripe age of grandpa.

[midnightwalker19049]

Me, looking at KRS!Cale: You can fit so much trauma in this bad boy. (looking at him suspiciously) Almost too much...

Fanfic Writers: More...

Me: Hey now, I think that's enough--

Yu Ryeo Han (the actual Author, btw): No, they are right. MORE!

Me: Ma'am, please?!

[wingedcreatorhlebushka]

I'm flirtatiously posting my art with Toonka for the tarot card

These tarot cards will be exclusive at the LCF party in St. Petersburg 🥺 Other artists will also prepare their own cards.

[heademptyjustptysie]

I love cage so much

She is THE priestress, hates her job, basically an alcocholic, hates social norms, wants to be excomunicated, entire church wants to excomunicate her

But they can't

She's GoD most special little human. She can say whatever she wants to him, and he will go 'ur doing great pookie, lov ya!'

[wiltedwish]

I was bored. So, I imagined if lcf had twitter.

I will make more, if anyone wants 😃

Next ->

[wiltedwish]

I made part 2. Might just make it a series.

<- prev

[caleshairtie]

And that is exactly when Cale gets the chills, and lowkey wants to jump out of the window.

[caleshairtie]

We all know Choi Han has canonically 2 completely incompatible modes:

The horrifying emo, dragon slaying calamity swordsman

The emotionally attached rescue puppy with the saddest big eyes

He can switch between them in a flash, giving a lot of people psychological whiplash around him.

The first people to notice that were Ron and Beacrox too, I think. In canon.

My headcanon is that the first time he did it in front of others, like soldiers or others, it started a rumour amongst them. Like a ghost story of the scary swordsman smiling brightly at Young Master Silver Shield.

Most people didn't believe it… until it happened again.

And that started two new rumours/perspectives about Cale:

"Young Master-nim is such a caring person that even Swordmaster-nim softens in his presence!"

"What kind of terrifying person commands THIS fcking monster?!"

And then there's Alberu, who looks at the two with disdain and knows that Choi Han would commit regicide if Cale asked politely enough.

Though, it is not like Cale doesn't know Choi Han's violent side. He does, of course. But for him, the violence is contextual and Choi Han is still loyal and good at his core, which he is not wrong about.

…he just has an obvious bias towards his fav protagonist, but anyway--

[caleshairtie]

The "How do I escape responsibility, avoid pain, steal useful ancient powers, and emotionally blackmail my allies into resting?" core.

While also: coughing blood, fainting for 3 weeks AND stabbing his own heart :)

Meme credits to: @libbiexxx-writes, and please keep feeding me more, priest Cale pic blessed my eyes in ways I didn't know I needed today.

[caleshairtie]

Istg this is so Cale-coded. I mean, have you seen the shit he has pulled up till now? Or even as KRS? Are we sure his curse didn't give him some kind of reverse-psychology immunity??

[miel-1411]

Not only the prince must constantly bake cookies 👀