mint leaves for life

hi my name is greentea they/them an adult old enough to have college debt multishipir

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

Important rules📢

• never dm me you will be blocked.

• rude asks will be the first deleted the second time blocked.

• mint-leaves corner , is my fandom post tag you cen steal the post idea.

• suggy-mint leaves for today, tag is my daily shit posts updates you can't steal.

• you cen ask me anything that isn't personal.

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Also some fandoms I am to deep in :

-Svsss

-Lotcf/totcf

-the reader and protagonist definitely have to be in true love

-Undertale

-the greatest estate developer

-orv

-Stopping the Handsome and Tragic Male Lead After 404.

-Transmigrated into the World of “Demon Lord Wu Zun”

-Possessing The Obsessive Maniac’s Cotton Doll (novel vers)

-The Disabled Tyrant’s Pet Palm Fish [Transmigration]

-Baldi basic

- tsctir

-dsmp

- sfawtde/dawtde

- inyuasha

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

Discovered by pure luck and rude manners that hitting a pregnant spider doesn't really move them it just make them a bit angry 𝗌𝗈 they start to do a cute little frustrated pounces shaking the webs with her

..

I was trying to feed tangled spice but I hit her with the food on accident instead so she started to pounce in anger

....

I also had to remove her to higher place to clean up the floor it took me five frustrating minutes and two plates to get her to climb to a higher place

[ckneal]

We all love the idea that the disciples of An Din Peak know about and have accepted that their shizun is colluding with demons. The idea that they have all assumed that Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun are in a committed relationship and have universally decided to look the other way whenever faced with evidence of Mobei Jun's presence, while Shang Qinghua is still utterly oblivious to Mobei Jun's shameless courtship attempts is also gold. (I mean, just imagine the hushed conversations those disciples must have had when Liu Mingyan and the Qing Jing Peak disciples started spinning stories about Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe's theoretical relationship when they were all convinced they were sitting on the details of an actual forbidden romance.)

But I think this gets even better when you add in the idea of Mobei Jun getting frustrated in his attempts to win his strange little human's affection, and, in his pettier moments, deliberately trying to get caught by these kids who refuse to catch him.

Just imagine Mobei Jun, thinking that if he exposes Shang Qinghua as a traitor, then his human will have to seek refuge in the Ice Palace, and Mobei Jun can sweep him off his feet and into the nearest set of wedding robes. So, when Qinghua's not around, Mobei hunts down whatever closet Qinghua keeps Mobei's spare boots and fur-lined cloaks in and flings them across his floor to be discovered. He starts leaving the traditional animal-head courting gifts out on Qinghua's doorstep instead of on his desk. He "accidentally" encases half of Qinghua's leisure house in ice in the middle of summer. At one point, he heard disciples walking by and marched outside in full daylight, and still the children did not turn their heads to see the massive ice demon standing just outside their shizun's doorway.

Mobei Jun is starting to think that being very, very dense might just be one of the requirements for study on An Ding Peak. Meanwhile, Airplane is having a heart attack every other day from trying to cover up these stealth fails that no one cares about.

I dunno, I just think there's something so funny in that.

[a-leafy-pattern]

I now have a new hole in my arm

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

Ouch...dose it feel like a tv arm or just a weird scar you wanna scratch until it's bleed or weirdly numb arm ?

[a-leafy-pattern]

Eh, I'd say all of the above. The doc was really nice tho!

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

That's good .ᐟ꒰՞⸝⸝•̀𖥦•́꒱و ̖́-

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

Good morning

Today's sponsor is Megamind

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

Am going to sleep now good night

[a-leafy-pattern]

I now have a new hole in my arm

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

Ouch...dose it feel like a tv arm or just a weird scar you wanna scratch until it's bleed or weirdly numb arm ?

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

A random sleepover in the liu's household svsss modren au :

lmy opening the phone flashlight to change the sleeping position to get better Wi-Fi

Lqg with a dry eye : bitch my eyes

lmy trying to get the flashlight away moving more aggressively to get to other side: just minutes.

Lqg the light on his other eye: bitch my eyes

Lmy putting the billows down : one minute one minute

Lqg with the light in both of his face : BITCH MY EYE

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

Never mind tangled spice's boyfriend turned out to be alive

He was just starving because when I went to feed tangled spice

the bastard stole her food

See his fat ass really run with her food

[moo-chemia]

draft era Airplane imagining school mate SY in a thought bubble + breasts= mbj

idk how to draw breasts of any kind 💀 i tried

[semablin]

Guys. I know. It's been a while.

But let's be honest

I'm still funny af

[semablin]

I actually have two of 'em

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

Cale ono reversing Alberu with more paper work after they dare to make him have the Duke's upgrade

[not-cale-henituse]

Choi Han: The Ocean is a soup. Raon Miru: Raon Miru: Do elaborate. Choi Han: What are needed for something to be a soup? Raon Miru: Well... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Choi Han: Tilts head Raon Miru: The Ocean is a Soup. Choi Han: The Ocean is a Soup.

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

Beacrox : you forget an important step

Choi Han : ?

Rain Miru : ?

Beacrox with a microphone he got magically somewhere :

ｃｏｏｋｉｎｇ ｉｔ

[imjustheretowastemytime]

Got nothing much to say, I just find this funny for no reason haha

Alberu looks so small and cute just standing there posing the same as his father dhgfjfjgfsjryctlciutjceutakyrdliu i wanna squish him

If I viewed Zed more positively I could've said more about it but alas

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

Am pretty sure zed is cheating

He's wearing higher boots

poor Alberu had to lower his shoes hight standards because his father wanted to slay with these long ass boot it's like two to three inches tall from Alberu's point of view

[semablin]

Guys. I know. It's been a while.

But let's be honest

I'm still funny af

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

Am pretty sure this is Alberu the moment Cale got the dukes upgrade after the sworn brother bullshit

[moo-chemia]

For doodle reqs! Qijiuyuan where yqy and sqq are doting on/teasing sy and short circuiting him

shen yuan sprained his ankle, how could they not carry him? (ignore that they didnt have to carry him like this)

[bafflednpc]

HE FUCKING DID IT. ALL THREE POLLS.

meanwhile MQF stepped out for JUST a minute to exchange dirty cloths for cleans ones (from a disciple on stand by bc shen-shixiong refused to allow anyone else in the room). He checks on the babies, both are swaddled and looks over and THERES A THIRD BABY???

[mint-leaves-sugernever]

Am not that innocent I have killed a lot of spiders am not a saint

if am not taking care of them and they're being a problem to my living space am throwing them out or the least nice option with is treating them like cockroach killed without hesitation