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[xslytherin]

Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

[nightofthecreeps]

I asked my lawyer if I could make that joke and he said, “let me call another lawyer”, and that lawyer said yes. 

JOHN MULANEY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE 02/29/2020

[briedanvrs-moved]

Finding Nemo (2003) // Aquaman (2018)

[abandoned-as-mustard]

This parallel is actually hysterical

[onlytwitterpics]

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

Imagine being the first bitch to exist and you see a jar dont you wanna open things? Dont you wanna explore things? Try new things? dont you wanna open the jar? Pandora was innocent

[foulserpent]

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

[kabaks]

i constantly think about that conversation between taika waititi and jemaine clement where they’re making fun of people whose parents are still together

[kabaks]

[ruinedchildhood]

Keke Palmer reacts to Titanic

[browsedankmemes]

[thislovve]

justin's apology reminded me of this iconic tweet

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[arandomthot]

Both of these are big time moods

[ruinedchildhood]

Not everyone gets to be what they want to be all the time.

[dwight-schrutes]

one of the most underrated characters in tv history 

[anxietyproblem]

[fuckyeahtvcaptions]

[b0omhauer]