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Just like humans do
Ye olde sext:
[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
I’ve seen my share of “fake geek girl” shaming, and just thought having a Fairy Gamer Momma to come to the rescue would be nice. I know they exist, I’ve met plenty who are amazing and could beat my ass at any version of Mario Kart. Give the Gamer Momma in your life a big hug! :D
hell yea
Actually my mom.
the yuri is strong in this one
lies
WHY DO PEOPLE WITH STRAIGHT THIN HAIR ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT THICKER/NATURALLY CURLY/WAVY HAIR NO U FUCKIN DONT TRUST ME YOU WILL NOT WANT THIS FRIZZY ASS LION MANE WHEN ITS 80 DEGREES OR WHEN YOU HAVE TO BRUSH OUT A KNOT THE SIZE OF YOUR CAT OK
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO AGREE WITH ME ON THIS TOPIC MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE. THANK YOU.
Because it's boring to look at. I am enamored by girls with wild, asymmetrical locks.
HELLO LADIES
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
Public speaking
Not being afraid of teenagers
Calling the doctor yourself
Taxes
Arguing without crying
Having a normal sleep pattern
Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
4/7? Is that okay?
2/7 gosh diddly
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
This is the parent I aspire to be
so in the end I drew them haHA
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
shout out to nice anons and nice people in general if you take the time to make other people feel good you deserve to feel good too and i love all of u
(●˘ ᵕ˘(˘ᵕ ˘⑅) / ⌒つ⊂⌒ヽ
▼continue ?
THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOUR CRUSH SHOWERS NAKED
being a girl who likes girls is confusing bc sometimes you’re not sure what kind of reaction you’re having. that girl is hot. do you wanna look like her? do you wanna sleep with her? do you want both? but not at the same time that would be weird. so confusing.
#’life goals or wife goals’
Grass cells under a microscope.
THEY LOOK SO HAPPY
"the sun is our mommy and she is big and very beautiful!"
that was the cutest thing I have ever read
when you start to like someone and all of a sudden they’re all you can think about
I can't tell which one is the love and which is the lover. But, both make sense.