Janus & Harold

She/they, 28, Perpetually disgruntled roach girl 🪳minors dni

[ortut]

Julian Hooper 1. Introduction, 2016 2. Inevitable conclusion, 2016 (Acrylic on linen)

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[undeadmoth]

What does a day look like for a normal person? Like i got traumatized and neglected so early and barely have interaction with non internet people beyond paying for things at stores. Whats it like for people just hanging out in the living room? How often are they thinking about the other people in the room?

[depsidase]

[normaloperafan]

She's so real

[gingik]

[enki2]

[hylianengineer]

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

[copperbadge]

If the system ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess! Accounting may not be the oldest profession, but someone had to keep the books for them.

I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.

[charaznablespeteevee]

[pretend-wizard]

would you have sex with a ghost

obviously

no, problematic age gap

no, not a sexhaver

no, other

ghosts aren't real yet

Remaining time: 7 hours 36 minutes

[pretend-wizard]

how much research would you do to make sure the ghost isn't related to you

what

uh i mean i would ask at least

i only fuck ghosts from 50+ generations back

i guess it's ancestry dot com time

i don't discriminate

family isn't real either

Remaining time: 7 hours 40 minutes

[undeadmoth]

If im thinking about fat women being mean to me i cant think about the everything. Tips and tricks!

[shirtsthatgohard]

[3000s]

not really

[dozydawn]

etymology map of the word apricot

[literamour]

In Danish: abrikos

[depsidase]

[moggiem]

My new favourite GLaDOS character trait is that, as per her announcer pack for DOTA, she thinks high fantasy is stupid and doesn't make any sense. Her refusal to engage seriously with anything she isn't familiar with really drives home the fact that she's literally just an old woman.

[vyvilha]

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[queen-suzu]

@staff just know this isn’t going to be enough.

stop banning trans women for nothing

[maplewood-grove]

Environmental storytelling. 27000 likes 5600 reblogs and post above me is suddenly deactivated. fascinating, isn't it?

[depsidase]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane