Undead Suggests

Bummed out cos you can't rest in peace? Decomosition got you falling to pieces? Buddy, we're here for you. From rigor mortis to brain cravings, we get you.

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PEOPLE ASSUMING YOU'RE EVIL JUST COS YOU'RE DEAD

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literally everything to do with not having a functioning circulatory system no more

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finding chicks who dig dead guys AND short guys!! as if my dating pool weren't already limited enough.......

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dating while dead

just

the whole ordeal

i don't wanna talk about it

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rigor mortis in all the right places.................. ;)

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LITERALLY LOSING YA HEAD!! why are decapitated bodies so STUPID!! seriously!! i’m over here ya headless mook!!!!!!

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rigor mortis in ALL the WRONG places!!!!!!

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JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE’S ALREADY DEAD DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY TO KILL THEM AGAIN!!!! IT’S STILL MURDER, ASHHOLE!! AND IT HURTS!!!

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being stuck in a freaky hell dimension where time don’t exist between demonic regenerations and not being able to UPDATe YA BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!

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MAGGOTS! FUCKING MAGGOTS! DISGUSTING LITTLE PARASITES WRITHING ABOUT IN YOUR DEAD FLESH! SO SICK!

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uh actually... mod here - anyone know any quick fixes for getting rid of bodily maggot infestations? i got a really problem here and hoo boy lemme tell ya its hard enough holding down a burger flipping job stinking like a fucking corpse without having wriggling white larvae falling out of you every time you move

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MAGGOTS! FUCKING MAGGOTS! DISGUSTING LITTLE PARASITES WRITHING ABOUT IN YOUR DEAD FLESH! SO GROSS!

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getting really bad dry mouth cos your saliva glands don’t function anymore

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drink a pint of formaldehyde every morning to slow the decomposition process and keep your corpse preserved

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is there anything WORSE than having a demon trying to inhabit your reanimated corpse while you’re still hanging out in it? yEAH that’s right! i’m talking to you, you kandarian dickheads! you’re assholes and nobody wants to fucking join you!

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i’m so fucking sick of these necromancer motherfuckers who think they can just revive and command whoever the fuck they want