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Welcome to the UnderNet Mail Service!

Here, you can ask your favourite monsters from the Underground the questions you’ve always wanted to ask!

We ask that you please abide by the few rules that we have in order to keep the UnderNet a safe and friendly place!

** Rules **

- No NSFW/Smut asks please!

- Please be patient! Your ask will be answered as soon as possible!

Almost every monster of the Underground has an UnderNet account! Here are a few of our most followed members!:

CoolSkeleton95 - Papyrus

mrsansman - Sans

Toriel440 - Toriel

KingFluffyBuns - Asgore

ALPHYS - Alphys

StrongFish91 - Undyne

YourBestFriend - Flowey

MTTDarling - Mettaton

If you need an example of a question one might ask, here’s one: “Papyrus, what’s your favourite food?”

If you want your question answered by a specific monster, then just specify!! You can find your answered questions in the mail tag!

We hope you enjoy your time here!

DISCLAIMER!: Undertale and it’s characters belong to Toby Fox!

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* KingFluffyBuns just posted ! *

What’s this about Sans killing the queen?

StrongFish91: He did!! He totally killed the queen!

KingFluffyBuns: Oh my goodness, just as I thought. Sans killed Toriel.

ALPHYS: Wait no-

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* ALPHYS just posted ! *

Sans killed the queen of England???

CoolSkeleton95: EXCUSE ME

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* mrsansman just posted ! *

i killed her

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YourBestFriend, what other things has mrsansman tried to pour on you? Maybe bug repellent?

* Bug repellent, salt, bleach and vinegar are just a few of the torture methods he uses to torment me when he’s bored. Even worse, every time he pours plant food over me, he uses awful puns such as “you grow girl”.

* we’re bff’s: best buds forever

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* StrongFish91 just posted ! *

As if the puns that Sans makes didn’t terrorise us enough, he’s taken to FLIRTING with puns now???

mrsansman: fish you were here ;)

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* ALPHYS just posted ! *

Sans is the epitome of cringe culture, send tweet.

mrsansman: im being slandered

CoolSkeleton95: WHATS A TWEET?

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* YourBestFriend just posted ! *

Someone please tell that smiling trash bag to stop trying to pour plant food on me every time I see him.

mrsansman: would you prefer weed killer

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* StrongFish91 just posted ! *

I asked Asgore when he was free for a training session and he replied “WTF! :D”… What????

ALPHYS: Oh god

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* ALPHYS just posted ! *

Asgore just asked me what WTF means. What do I say?

mrsansman: wednesday, thursday, friday

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* mrsansman just posted ! *

fortnite

ALPHYS: Stop being cringe

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* mrsansman just posted ! *

okay, i pull up

StrongFish91: What???

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papyrus, what’s your favorite food?

* eggs. they always put him in an egg-celent mood.

SANS!!!

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* KingFluffyBuns just posted ! *

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving XD

Toriel440: Please do not spread false information.

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* StrongFish91 just posted ! *

It’s freaking FREEZING in Snowdin!!

mrsansman: when it gets too cold, i just stand in the corner of a room. they’re usually around 90 degrees.

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* CoolSkeleton95 just posted ! *

I WANT TO THANK MY SMALL HUMAN FRIEND FOR TEACHING ME SIGN LANGUAGE!

mrsansman: guess you could say it’s gonna come in pretty handy, huh?

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* mrsansman just posted ! *

just burned 2,000 calories

CoolSkeleton95: WELL DONE, BROTHER! IM SO PROUD OF YOU FINALLY GETTING YOUR ACT TOGETHER! HOW DID YOU DO IT SO QUICKLY?

mrsansman: thanks bro, means a lot. i left the brownies in the oven while i napped