Cactus’ Fanfiction Masterlist
This is the (almost) complete collection of my fanfiction works from Archive Of Our Own. I have a few older fics not listed as they are no longer being updated/are abandoned, but can still be found on my account.
If you like any of my works don’t be shy to let me know in the comments on ao3, my ask box, or my dm’s- I promise I don’t bite!
BBC MERLIN:
poor children, red soaked and darling
Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence
Word count: 2,792
Summary: After a month in Camelot alone, a young Arthur Pendragon is finally issued on a trip to meet his father in Nemeth at the end of a peace deal. But even with his father's knights at his side, a surprise bandit attack does not leave him unshaken.
High Wisdom, Low Intelligence
Warnings: Implied/referenced drug use
Word Count: 2,510
Summary: A collection of various crack-like scenarios that come about if you don’t take BBC Merlin seriously at all. Featuring some weed smoking druids, unsubtly evil Morgana smirks, and unfortunately canon obliviousness.
This Place ls Haunted Like No Other On Earth
Warnings: Technically major character death, however Arthur is still in it as a ghost
Word Count: 5,612
Summary: A week after Merlin buried his best friend and other half in Avalon, said best friend and other half that he buried in Avalon is suddenly trailing after him like a lost puppy. A dead lost puppy. That came back as a ghost. Merlin was going to scream.
I am yours my friend, as the stars belong to the sky
Warnings: Alcohol consumption
Word Count: 2,808
Summary: Arthur Pendragon is not taking his father's death and subsequent Kinghood as well as he thought he could, but he can't very well let the whole kingdom know it. And the whole kingdom just so happens to literally mean every single person, including his friends. Luckily, Merlin is having none of it and with a tip from Gwen that maybe Arthur isn't doing very well that night, he goes to comfort the stubborn prat if it's the last thing he does.
the turns have tabled (and we escalate quickly from there)
Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Attempted Suicide
Word Count: 13,156
Summary: Merlin and Arthur end up in a sorcerer’s cave. The only way out is by using magic. Neither of them like the idea very much. One minute, Merlin is trying to psych himself up to finally reveal his biggest secret, and the next Arthur is doing magic. It only gets worse from there.
BALDURS GATE 3
Save a Boar, Bite A Monster Hunter
Word Count: 2, 057
Summary: Astarion awakens from an unnerving trance with a desperate need to quell the fear that his vampire master still compels him. His options are limited and his hunger is insatiable— there is only one thing for it. He bites The Blade of Frontiers: famed monster hunter, purger of the evil and the damned, and aside from the occasional flirtation, already not Astarion’s biggest fan.
ARCANE
Snapshot From The Lab (Polaroid In A Frame)
Word Count: 2, 728
Summary: Jayce and Viktor solve the theory of Hextech, break into the dean’s lab, conduct an illegal experiment, and establish a new discipline of science in a single night. There are several years between this and the failed launch of the Hexgems, which begs the question… What do two scientists with debatable scruples get up to in the meantime?
MIRACULOUS LADYBUG:
All’s Well That Ends Well (As Long As You’re Here)
Word Count: 3,973
Summary: Adrien's time as Aspik has left an impression, and so has all twenty five thousand nine hundred and thirteen of the loops he endured. He spent months trying to save the love of his life from capture and every time he failed. Now, after finally finding a time-line he doesn't need to reset, Adrien has to try get back to normal. Or as normal as he can be with thousands of pasts looming over his shoulder.
SERIES: Shenanigans and Chaotic Group Chats
Kill Gabriel Agreste 2k19
Warnings: Gabriel being an absolute ass/ discussions of potential child abuse
Word Count: 4,966
Summary: Nino puts two and two together about Gabriel Agreste's shady shenanigans and Adrien's poor home life. And he's mad. Naturally, he texts Adrien and his closest friends, Marinette and Alya, to discuss.
Plagg For President 2k20
Word Count: 6,668
Summary: After one Gabriel "soft-serve haired" Agreste get's his ass handed to him by some angry kids and lands in jail, his son is left to make do in England with his aunt. However, trouble is on the horizon as a secret kwami group chat discovers some worrying news... and possibly the least effective way to maintain secret identities.
SANDERS SIDES:
Uh Oh, Feelings…
Warnings: old and outdated memes
Word Count: 5,277
Summary: The five times Logan expressed his feelings using memes and the one time Patton did.
SHERLOCK:
Level 3 Kidnapper (or: Sherlock has a system for classifying cases, John has one for being kidnapped)
Warnings: non-graphic threats of violence
Word Count: 1407
Summary: John gets kidnapped, learns from previous mistakes regarding taking money from strangers, and realises he’s been hanging out with Sherlock too often.
Not every haunting is for horror (sometimes it’s just for company)
Warnings: Suicide
Word Count: 3,900
Summary: John decides to kill himself right before the events of canon and ends up bound to the earth as a mildly peeved spirit. The universe ensures Holmes and Watson still meet, as it is wont to do. It’s not as tragic as it sounds (or it is, but they’re very british about it).
SUPERNATURAL & CRIMINAL MINDS:
Something Terrible This Way Comes
Warnings: References to Rape/Non-Con (in passing, referring to a monster victim)
Word Count: 3,730
Summary: One half of the brothers Winchester falls into the BAU’s lap when they least expect it. The younger brother, the softer brother, the one who went to college and had a pretty little girlfriend, and didn’t so much as hurt a fly before his big bad brother came back. He shouldn’t be hard to figure out. He is. (OR: the BAU meet Soulless Sam before season 6. That’s it, that’s the fic).
