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dutchirishsorola:
Oh god no. I don’t want them. Can we give them up for adoption? Farmahini can stay.. He’s been doing good shit. [Gus curls into Burns’ side, a happy sigh leaving him when he’s comfortable] Ray is definitely ours. Geoff and Jack have enough damn kids without him.
I mean we can’t exactly do that now so.. [He hums a little, reaching to play with Gus’ hair.] Yeah, Ray is too good for them.
dutchirishsorola:
[He’s smiling soft and love-struck for a moment before he’s back to his regular resting bitch-face] So if we aren’t getting kids because we already have them- which one of these dickheads is ours?Â
I mean technically the whole police force, for starters.... [He runs a hand through his hair then before he draws Gus closer.] I’d like to say maybe Ray...I’d like to think Ray takes after us a little more then them..just for the sake of it.
dutchirishsorola:
[He snickers] That’s terrible, Burns. I fucking look forward to it.
[He just winks in return]
dutchirishsorola:
[He hums] Los Santos will be lucky as fuck on that night.
Maybe if you don’t go rogue...you’ll get lucky.
dutchirishsorola:
Yeah? You gonna fucking wear leather too?
Maybe I will..~
dutchirishsorola:
I just figured if you ever went rogue I’d go out in a fucking blaze of glory, and you’ve got a back up plan. Is the new man younger?
It was more that I was gonna go like...Bruce Wayne. Hero of the night and stuff.
dutchirishsorola:
You had a plan to leave me already?
Back up plan for if you went rogue, y’know? I had to be careful. You know all my weaknesses.
dutchirishsorola:
[Leans up to kiss him and pulls away with a shit-eating grin] Then I guess you can’t fucking leave me, can you?
[He stares for a moment before snorting ever so slightly and grinning.]
Well there goes that plan, huh?
dutchirishsorola:
I said for the fucking divorce- not in it. I’m taking Joe the Cat and Otto.
You’re not taking Joe, fuck off.
dutchirishsorola:
…Yeah. As long as you stick by me. You leave me and I’m getting kids for the divorce.
I mean if you wanna deal with them on your own then sure..
dutchirishsorola:
[leans into Burns]Â
I blame Ryan. That asshole’s got a whole family collecting thing going. Oh god- I take it all back. Any child I touch he’ll fucking teach to throw knives. No kids- let’s get another dog. Or a cat. Or a balloon animal.
...You sure? [He chuckles.]
dutchirishsorola:
……I’ve been thinking about it lately. Demarais keeps calling me Abuelo and it fucking hit something.
[Pursing his lips a little he moves over to gently wrap an arm around Gus’ waist.] Yeah? Well...maybe it’s something we can take some time lookin’ into...
dutchirishsorola:
Who the fuck has any reason to see our kids? Or a right? No god damn one. They’ll be in a safety bubble of ‘fuck off’. I found another wrinkle this morning, Burns. It’s happening. I’m losing my one abundance of wealth- my only true reason for living.
...You really want a kid-- kids?
dutchirishsorola:
I’m cleaning up messes daily anyways! Might as well have ones that will obey the law and take care of me when I’m old and my beauty has fucking left me.
Well firstly, do you really think they’d obey the law when you and I know well enough at least 2 of the crew would want some roll in our kid’s life? Two, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you’ll be pretty for a long while yet.
dutchirishsorola:
We should have kids.
...Are you sure about that?
dutchirishsorola:
It’s how I show my affection, by sharing every damn thing.
Of course it is, dear.
dutchirishsorola:
[Clings to Burns’ neck and loudly kisses his cheek] I’m going to get you sick.
Well that’s rude.