Cosmo Mae Adamson

Dr. House's assistant of three years. Suffers from narcolepsy and a bitchy attitude

[underpaid-assistant]

Gregory joined me in the office, and now he's rambling about all the couples making out downstairs and how he failed to get some. Whoever told him I was here, I hate you.

[underpaid-assistant]

People are too loud at this event....might sneak off to rest in Houses office..

[ask-head-of-cardio]

OOOHHHUWH what arevyou gonna do in houses officeeee??

[underpaid-assistant]

I'm not insinuating anything odd, Syd. Sleep is the only thing I plan to do in there.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

boringgggg :((( tbh ther3z are aalot of g@y leople d9sn here s9o 😔

[underpaid-assistant]

Ah yes. It's like finding the end of the rainbow down there. Keep it PG.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

mor3 like it is the raingow 😉

[underpaid-assistant]

All you doctors are so unserious....go sober up before you lot get into a sticky situation

[underpaid-assistant]

People are too loud at this event....might sneak off to rest in Houses office..

[ask-head-of-cardio]

OOOHHHUWH what arevyou gonna do in houses officeeee??

[underpaid-assistant]

I'm not insinuating anything odd, Syd. Sleep is the only thing I plan to do in there.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

boringgggg :((( tbh ther3z are aalot of g@y leople d9sn here s9o 😔

[underpaid-assistant]

Ah yes. It's like finding the end of the rainbow down there. Keep it PG.

[underpaid-assistant]

People are too loud at this event....might sneak off to rest in Houses office..

[ask-head-of-cardio]

OOOHHHUWH what arevyou gonna do in houses officeeee??

[underpaid-assistant]

I'm not insinuating anything odd, Syd. Sleep is the only thing I plan to do in there.

[underpaid-assistant]

People are too loud at this event....might sneak off to rest in Houses office..

[underpaid-assistant]

Gregory just walked over to my desk, knocked everything off, and left. I hate this stupid job.

[the-cleaning-guy]

My brother wants to stay with me for a while and come to town... I'm not sure what to say yet, I'm worried he'll bring back some of my.. issues.

In the mean time House has been using me to spy on people for him which is fun!

[the-cleaning-guy]

The guy I was "watching" for House turned out to be some Walter White wanna-be. He just ended up getting sent to jail, meth cooking gone wrong or whatever, I cant say much unfortunately smh.

[4-given]

Why would House want to spy on a wanna-be meth cook? No never mind, he's House for god's sake.

[the-cleaning-guy]

Well watching this guy try and lie while being "sneaky" about it was fun because he didn't know what the hell he was talking about. But House wasn't the one watching him so I'm still not totally sure why honestly... perhaps @underpaid-assistant knows?

[underpaid-assistant]

God knows that man doesn't tell me anything. My apologies for not being able to tell you more information, darling. Though I'll definitely look into it.

[underpaid-assistant]

House invited me over for Chinese food. I'm sure this is a setup, but it's better than spending my night doing crossword puzzles

[underpaid-assistant]

I'm contemplating the idea of getting a new tattoo. Though I'm not sure what I'm going to get. Most likely another star-related one.

[underpaid-assistant]

What do you think of Bird, Andy, Danny, and Bruce?

All interesting people in their own way. I don't interact with all of them as frequently as I should, but if I'm being honest, I have a bit of social anxiety. Don't tell Gregory.

[underpaid-assistant]

i found out some new stuff about cardio.. you around for syd yap time? you're the only one not sick of me ha!

- 🌻🍂🎷

You know I love all the drama you bring. I'll have to make an excuse to slip away during the next boring ass meeting and stop by your office. Though there better be actually tea to go along with your metaphorical tea.

[underpaid-assistant]

I was digging through some old boxes in my closet recently and found some photos of me when I was in my early 20s. Maybe I'll share them once I get them cleaned up.

[underpaid-assistant]

Cosmo you should come visit me in the morgue! It gets lonely in the basement :(

- 🕊️

Happy to visit you any time, Bird. Just say the word, and I'm sure I can slip away for a decent moment to bring you some sweets and caffeine. I know it's dreadfully cold down there as well, so a nice warm beverage would be good for your immune system.

[underpaid-assistant]

Asks are open. While I am an adult, keep your asks at least some what pg-13 due to the fact I'm using my work laptop for this. Don't need Gregory black mailing me.

[underpaid-assistant]

Introduction Post

Name: Cosmo Mae Adamson

Age: 32

Gender: Trans Man (He/Him)

Personal introduction:

Good afternoon. My name's Cosmo. You may refer to me as you please, but refrain from any crude nicknames. I get enough of those from Gregory.

I am Dr. House's personal assistant and have held this title for almost four dreadful years. While I do enjoy my job, it's not my ideal career path. I originally saught out to be a forensic investigator, but sadly enough, I've instead found myself working for a git who lacks soical skills and calls himself a doctor. Lucky me.

Please feel free to ask me anything you wish. I'm not a medical professional, and all I have to rely on are my textbooks, but I'll answer any questions to the best of my abilities.

Physical description:

Cosmo is 5'6 and a little on the chubbier side. He has long brown hair, though it's obvious he's trying to cover his natural blonde hair. He has a few beauty marks scattering his face and slight stubble on his upper lip and chin.

He has a large burn scar starting from the base of his neck that stops just above the upper part of his forearm. He also has a stab wound scar on his lower stomach along with a few deep scars from undisclosed causes.

The references down below also show off his tattoo/scar locations

Feel free to ask him any questions you see fit!