[wingedwoif94]

I guess this is what would happen if a werewolf bit a skeleton.

[coweyed]

William Teason’s covers for Shirley Jackson’s books.

[ghoul-wizard]

Moves at a pace slightly faster than your walk speed but slightly slower than your run speed

[ghoul-wizard]

Mad because I'm standing in a doorway and my wide collision box won't let you pass

[chumbie]

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

[shamebats]

[funnytwittertweets]

[coughloop]

The smell of vanilla extract is not entirely unlike a sirens song

[merukins]

[bbeelzemon]

(via @llatimeria )

[manyblinkinglights]

Short men are manlets, short women are minor-coded. Short nonbinary people need a third, equally-intolerable thing.

[jennyanythot]

Late for elf practice 😔

[angstics]

photographed by angélica rincón | toronto september 4, 2022

[emopunkgirl]

wise words

[mulderscully]

THE X-FILES | 2.15 — “Fresh Bones”

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

KILL DIE THE VIOLENCE GUY

[who-let-the-gods-outt-deactivat]

*KILL!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!! KILL*

[squeakybold]

VIOLENCE RULES!

[spamtons]

*looks at the cock* ohh i shiuldnt trust my brain here maybe *bathes in my negative thoughts*

[spamtons]

the Clock. The Clock. The clock The Clock

[spamtons]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[jewishevelinebaker]

[sillierthanamf]

re-up of my kitschy cryptids from a few years ago 💗

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[belalugosishreds]

does anybody have that "take that ghost shit to arby's" post

[belalugosishreds]

i have to do everything around here myself