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Well, So Do I!
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@undertalebeforethefall
You wanna know how powerful I am?
Well, So Do I!
you’re a нυмαи вєιиg before you’re a s ᴏ ʟ ᴅ ɪ ᴇ ʀ
( ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵇᵉ ˢᵒ ᵉᵃᵍᵉʳ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰʳᵒʷ ᵃʷᵃʸ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡᶦᶠᵉ )
AFRAID?
No, that’s not GOOD enough.
[ I WANT YOU ABSOLUTELY T̘E̯̻R̠̭R̺I̜͇F̰̖I͙E̗Ḍ͓. ]
I hurt you I hurt you so badly I don’t even forgive myself
I wish I could take it back
I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry
What are you guys plans for the holidays?
Sorin: Mostly ruining the holidays of a ton of other people.
*He sighs and shakes his head*
Sorin: Could you leave? Between planning battle strategies as well as writing and sending out these..."holiday cards..."
*he motions to a pile of letters marked "WARNING. EVACUATE.*
Sorin: I have a lot to focus on.
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*Terra finishes lighting a camp fire and begins erecting a stone "tent"*
Terra: I have plans to visit some people.
*He struggles with the larger than normal construct to fit his horse and himself then drops to the ground*
Terra: Ugh...Finally.
*He takes out a bag and produces carrots, apples, and other food for the horse*
Terra: However, for their own safety, I will not elaborate further. That's all I have to say on the matter.
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*Koba watches as Noah shuffles fearlessly through the hut, pretending to clean*
Koba: Are you sure you don't want to go somewhere?
*Noah ignores the guardian and continues "cleaning" the hut*
Koba: ...Perhaps the capitol or...anywhere with other people?
*He sighs and starts adding more firewood to the fireplace*
Noah: It's too cold to travel and you know it.
Koba: ...I suppose. I just find it hard to believe that you aren't feeling lonely. Especially now.
*He growls*
Noah: I'm in hiding. Being lonely is a part of the deal.
Koba: ...Are you sure you aren't just making excuses? Don't you think you've been hiding long enough?
*Noah turns around and glares at the guardian*
Noah: PLEASE. JUST. STOP. TALKING.
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Rei: There's going to be a party at the Inn where refugees who haven't been provided lodging are staying.
Erika: They've been waiting for a while so we thought we'd try to cheer them up! You know...considering their circumstances.
Toriel: I also overheard King Asgore making plans to hand out presents.
Rei: Is that so?
Toriel: It's been a while since he's made a public appearance so that should help as well.
*Erika chuckles*
Erika: Yeah I'm sure it will! Have you told anyone else?
Toriel: Why would I? It would spoil the surprise! Just don't tell your daughter alright? Children aren't the best at keeping secrets.
*Erika laughs*
Erika: Are you kidding? You have no idea how many "secrets" she's tried to hide from me! But sure. Our lips are sealed.
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*Jacob is inspecting multiple large crates of food when someone walks in*
Trevor: Jacob I had something I wanted to talk to you about training and...what the hell is this???
Jacob: Hey uh...did you order like...15 crates of meat?????
Trevor: Why the hell would I do that?! We already have enough food to feed everyone here for a whole month! We can't store any more!
Jacob: I don't know! Some random monster that looks like a dog person showed up with a metric fuck ton of meat and ran off!
*Trevor looks utterly confused*
Trevor: A monster? So close to the capitol?
*He sighs*
Trevor: Whatever. If they snuck out here on their own then they should be able to get back on their own. Did they leave a bill? Or a receipt? Or...hell, even a letter? Who were they?
*Jacob hands Trevor a slip a paper*
Jacob: Yeah but it's not much of an explanation.
Trevor: ..."Bork Bork! Happy holidays motherpuppers!" What in the fresh hell...???
*Jacob shrugs*
Jacob: Maybe it was a prank or something. But you're right. How are we going to store all this...?
*Suddenly Jackal bursts into the room*
Jackal: YO BOSS! Me and Liz were talking and we thought it would be awesome if we held a party for our recent success! We'll need booze and food and...
*Jackals eyes go wide and he starts drooling at the sight of the massive amounts of meat*
Jackal: HOLY FUCK!!!
Trevor: ...Shit.
Jackal: CHICKEN, PORK, STEAK, POULTRY, AND FISH?! THIS IS PERFECT!!! TIME TO DIVY UP THE GOODS!!!
*Trevor rushes to grab Jackal*
Trevor: OH NO YOU DON'T YOU PIG! IF ANYONE'S DOING THAT IT CEARTAINLY ISN'T YOU!
JACKAL: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME OR I'LL TAKE A BITE OUT OF YOU!
*Jacob chuckles and shakes his head*
Jacob: Yeah this was DEFINITELY a prank.
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(Happy Holidays everyone!)
That's insane. You really are nuts dude. XD
Jackal: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM CHAOS INCARNATE!!!! >:D
That WORKED?! How did that work?! Why on earth did you think that would work?! XD
Jackal: Because with those cowardly guards out of the picture, we were moments away from having free reign of the place! So if we couldn't trust our eyes to see through the fakes, we'd just trust our gut!
*He smiles*
Jackal: We all had...issues with each other to some extent or another. But if there's one thing we all agreed on, it's that not a single one of us is weak enough to lose to a bunch of phonies!
*He scratches his head sheepishly*
Jackal: Again, it was counter productive. But it was extremely effective and I was right to believe in their strength. By the end we were a battered mess but we were still alive. The freaks were reduced to puddles of goo and we didn't lose anyone else.
What...was the plan? Do we even want to know? XD
Jackal: It was stupidly simple really. I only needed help with the first step. Round everyone up, both real guys AND imposters, and herd them all into the biggest, open area we could find.
*He chuckles*
Jackal: It was all downhill from there. The next part was to get everyone to focus on something OTHER than the panic that was driving our actions. Give them a chance to calm down and focus on something we ALL could get on board with. And once everyone was on the same page...
*He flashes a wild grin and raises his fist and shouts as loud as possible*
Jackal: "EVERYONE BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER!!!"
*He laughs*
Jackal: That smarty pants Terra would call it "counter productive" but it was even more effective than I expected!
Mimicks huh? That must've been pretty confusing.
*Jackal growls*
Jackal: "Confusing?" That's an understatement. Those little bastards made it impossible to tell friend from foe, trust was virtually nonexistant, and a lot of the people I rescued got killed in the panic and chaos.
*He frowns*
Jackal: Again, all the blood made it obvious I was the real me so...they listened to me. I managed to rally everyone together and came up with a plan to turn the chaos the shadows brought us back on them. Make it work for us. It just didn't happen fast enough.
You were almost eaten?!?! How'd that happen? O_O
Jackal: Well the damn guards left us to die so when my cell door got busted I went around trying to get as many people out as possible. One of the large ones crashed through the wall and snapped me up while I was trying to bust a lock.
*He laughs*
Jackal: I grabbed onto it's fang and shredded the inside of it's mouth with my makeshift claws until it spit me out! I had that thing's slobber and blood all over me!
*He shrugs*
Jackal: It was gross at first but the blood at least was useful. When the more human like ones swarmed in and started mimicking people, being absolutely DRENCHED in purple blood was an obvious clue what side I was on and that I was the real me.
So what exactly was Jackal doing when the shadow beasts first appeared?
Jackal: sitting in my prison cell until the shit hit the fan. When those freaks hit us, they hit us HARD.
*he pauses*
Jackal: ...ya know...I know there's an army of people who disagree. But aside from almost being fucking EATEN, I think that was the most entertaining and exciting day of my life!
*he laughs*
Jackal: I almost forgot what being a leader amongst a bunch of misfits and outcasts felt like!
That copper taste, that deepening ache…
I never wanted them.
The pain of loss, the terror, the maddening solitude…
I never asked for any of it.
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‼️‼️PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY LITTLE BROTHER!! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY‼️‼️
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AYYY I GOT ME SOME STAR FRUIT LETS GOOO
THANK YOU DUDE!!! QvQ
Edit: Wait- what do you mean-
Where did you get it
You little rascal
It's safe to eat right >_>
Jackal: 'Course its safe! I tested them as soon as I was in the clear! :D
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