full time nerd

i really have no idea what's happening

[fujiwaranomokou]

2015 has beedn my “Recovering from 2014″ year, and im so excited to enter into 2016, where i will be turning a new leaf and Recovering from 2015

[frank--enstein]

[brown-scully]

my name is milo and i like to scream

[turtleduckdate]

“Don we now our gay apparel”

*grabs my flannel*

[sstanconnection]

NASA Roundtable - Cast Members Of ‘The Martian’ (September 15, 2015)

[thesmallestonewasme]

This past summer a musical about a lesbian and her complicated relationship with her queer father swept the Tony’s and performed a song about queer identity on live network television.

This coming summer the Tony’s will no doubt be utterly taken over by a hip hop musical staring people of color that talks about how this country was built by immigrants and poor people and best revival may very well go to a bilingual production performed in both English and ASL featuring numerous disabled performers.

It’s a pretty great time to be a theatre nerd is what I’m saying.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Their interaction is enough to turn even the grinchiest Grinch into a total holiday believer.

[naadaa11]

[ancientproverb]

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

[oceanicsteam]

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

[insecctikka]

@pelvicthruster this one’s for you

[alyciadebnamcareydasdasd-deacti]

[totalparksandrec]

[thediaryoflaurapalmer]

[loganlemans]

I would consider doing any part as long as the script is good and the film has an interesting director.

[de-la-valliere]

[archive95205-blog]

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

[lemonbraid-deactivated20130415]

[missmephisto]

this post had me in tears

[ghost-plot]

I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:

I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,

[greatestgoth]

My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn

[soldieronbarnes]

Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”

Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.

[spankyhole]

This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))

[succlentwitch]

I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”

[stellaathena]

Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.

[magebird-old]

When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”

[ledamemangociana]

something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”

[umbrellabonsai-deactivated20180]

one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”

[australian-government-deactivat]

Reblog if this applies to you:

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[infamousgod]

[best-of-memes]