I need a cold shower now

This is where I store and sort fics I like. Not a lot of it is angst. Some of it is fluff. Most of it is porn. Oh and I tag things badly. (art via lilicha)

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Cheerleader!Dean Jock!Cas Au

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Yellow Fever: Now With More Angels

“Please tell me you have good news,” he said and the bed dipped as Sam sat down next to him, both pairs of eyes fixed on the angel.

“Sort of,” Sam sighed and Dean groaned. Things never really could be simple for them.

“I described.... well, that-” he gestured towards Castiel, whose head snapped up as if on cue, eyes once more flitting wildly around the room, “-and the first thing Bobby thought of? Ghost sickness.”

In which Castiel literally tried to get into Dean's bed, if only to burrow under the covers to hide. Of course, ghost sickness isn't just fun and games or in Dean's case, having an all-mighty angel of the lord cuddle up to you for protection.

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Friends Will Be Friends

 Cas was his best friend, and it’s not like he’s gonna do or rather request anything unusual, well unusual for them anyway.

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Read Between the Calligraphy Lines

When their eccentric principal had launched the epic idea for this Valentine, Castiel knew the time for revenge had come. Now he'd finally get back at the dumb jock Dean Winchester, once and for all. He had a plan. And it was brilliant.

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Once Over 

New in town, Dean finds himself spending a lot of time at a local gay club. It might be because of the room at the back, where you can find pretty much all the sex you could ever want. Or it might be the guy who’s passing up sex all together just to watch Dean every night.

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Santorum Will Pry My Porn From My Cold Dead Hands

President Santorum bans all pornography, and Dean decides to start his very own prohibition racket. Unfortunately, the only person he can find to 'perform' is Castiel.

This is one I started ages ago, but haven't finished. But I'm going to finally end it, and so I'm reposting here, rather than lj.

Features some very brief Dean/OFC and some Castiel/Baldur that's mostly for laughs.

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Thunder & Angels

Castiel’s family owns the shoddily-regulated coal mine where John Winchester works, so Dean storms Cas’s mansion, demanding answers from the drugged-out trust-fund kid. In exchange for his help repairing the mine, Cas demands Dean live with him for three months and give Cas a shot at seducing him by allowing him one kiss a day.

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Jock!Cas Verse

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Ranger Danger

Sam and Dean are wildlife photographers on assignment in the far reaches of Alaska, where they encounter Gabriel and Castiel Malakh, part of a close-knit family of park rangers and guides.

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Hysteria

 You’ve got it all wrong; Dean doesn’t have a pain kink. He’s got an angel kink, and it needs scratched.

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The Perks of Christmas Tradition

It's Christmas time in the bunker and the gang's getting in the swing of the season. However, will Dean and Cas getting caught under the mistletoe put the festive mood at risk? Or will it make it that much better...

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Messenger Number 3

Opening night is closing in at the Lawrence Shakespeare Festival, and the play is cursed. As if that weren't enough for Dean, the head of the tech crew, to have on his mind. A tale of love, family, and iambic pentameter.

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Pies and Prejudice

Dean didn’t even want to enter this damn competition. He was happy with his life, more or less. It might not look like much from the outside, or to a younger brother headed towards a big time law career, but it wasn’t so bad that Dean needed to scrabble around for any opportunity to make a change – particularly not one as stupid as this. He’s going to throttle Sam the next time he sees him, for getting him involved in this ridiculous Bake-Off TV show. It’s bad enough that Dean has to cook in front of people he doesn’t know; he now has to go through the humiliation of being judged on it too. Its humiliation piled on humiliation, and to make matters worse Dean has to play nice with all the other suckers involved, like that rich dick-bag Castiel Novak. God, he hates that guy, and he hates that someone so awful has such a frustratingly fine ass.

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Dean's List

Dean writes out a list of men he would go gay for. Sam has a suggestion to make.

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Pearlescent

It's May and their AC is broken. The actual plan is to cool down, but Cas-whaddayaknow-sucks at sticking to rules.

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For vampstiel~ (because the prompt was adorable, Cas being a cuddly drunk~)

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Cas, Dean has discovered, is a very cuddly drunk.

"Dean…" Cas says, pressing himself to Dean’s side, voice warm and thick in Dean’s ear. Dean can feel a puff of air against his ear with every word and he shivers. Dean’s barely tipsy, but Cas is definitely drunk and Dean… really should not be allowing this.

But it’s harmless. All they’re doing is a little cuddling on the couch of the bunker, some shitty program on TV now that the game is over, and it’s completely innocent. Totally. One hundred percent.

"Yeah, Cas?" Dean asks. His throat feels dry. He takes another sip of his beer.

He can’t turn to face Cas. Cas is pressed too close to him, a line of heat against Dean’s side, and if Dean turns his head even just a little, they’ll be kissing.

Dean wants to. For a minute, he’s really tempted. He could pass it off as a drunken mistake in the morning, laugh it off as caused by one too many beers, and then he’d have the memory of what Cas’s lips feel like against his own.

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dean/cas phone sex set some time nebulously between 9.03 and 9.06.

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To be fair, it started off pretty tame. They were only texting.

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