Not quite human

Ask/RP blog based on an Undertale AU where Frisk, Chara, Sans and Papyrus all swap places. Chara and Frisk are the main focus of this here tumblr. Oh yeah there will be undertale spoilers.

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I’d say this is a game of Sliskes?? But even he knows not to interrupt me when i’m skillin’...

* ??????????

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* i mean i was kinda concerned at first at how chara would react to them but then...

* i remembered it’s chara we’re talking about.

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* a grey door that sometimes exists and sometimes doesn’t, huh? sounds interesting.

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Chara, have you ever had a pun war with Sans?

I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE ENGAGED THE SMALL SKELETON IN A PUN WAR!

BUT SADLY HE SEEMED IN TOO MUCH OF A HURRY TO TALK TO ME MUCH? HE NEVER EVEN CAME ROUND TO HANG OUT?

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wat

* what

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Chara, what do you think of chocolate?

DELICIOUS!

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HMMMMM. FRISK SEEMS LESS JOVIAL BECAUSE OF THESE QUESTIONS?

I PERSONALLY DONT SEE WHY?

I’VE SEEN PLENTY OF UNDERNET SITES ABOUT A MAN WHO SPEAKS IN HANDS, AND THEY ALL SEEM WONDERFUL???

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* But to answer your question, I know that Chara is sometimes a ghost?

* Or sometimes human I guess???

* Or uh, a ghost possessing a human?? I think I saw a Chara on the Undernet that was that??

* I mean there are a lot of things Chara is “supposed” to be you know??

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Please tell me you didn't stop this blog or whatever the term is! But if you just haven't uploaded in a while due to not enough asks, forgive me for sort of rushing you.

Ah no! I've recently finished my exams and have been distracted by games (I recently got back into Runescape 'cause of a free membership deal), but I'll hopefully update soon! I love getting these asks from you, so don't worry! :D

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Authors Note:

* If i’ve messed up somewhere and written somewhere that humans live on the surface and not skeletons, let me know which post it was.

* Knowing me it is probably just a silly typo.

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Wait, how did Sans fall if only humans are above?

THERE ARE NO HUMANS ABOVE, TO MY KNOWLEDGE? ONLY SKELETONS?

MONSTER HISTORY STATES THAT MONSTERS AND SKELETONS USED TO LIVE ON THE SURFACE TOGETHER UNTIL THERE WAS A WAR AND MONSTERS GOT FORCED UNDERGROUND WHILE THE SKELETONS STAYED ON THE SURFACE.

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AND SO AT LAST, I, THE GREAT CHARA, HAS SOLVED THE PUZZLE OF YOUR CONFUSION!

ALSO I AM UNABLE TO PLAY ANY MORE UNDERTALE FOR NOW AS THE SKELETON MIGHT BE COMING THROUGH SNOWDIN AT ANY MOMENT AND I MUST BE READY TO CONFRONT THEM BEFORE THEY REACH WATERFALL!

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* i should really find out how to stop the computer from doing that.

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* ...

* um... would you like a ghost sandwich, i think there is one in the fridge....

* oh wait, you’re asking through the undernet so i can’t get it to you...

*... sorry.... i made this even more awkward.....

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* therefore tiny books for tiny monsters.