emmett "monkey man" cullen, talking to his wife: hey angel do you want to help me rip this tree out of the ground by its roots
rosalie: why
emmett: me and jasper are gonna have a jousting contest
emmett: while riding bears
emmett: we don't know if his mood control ability works on bears but we are gonna try!
rosalie:
rosalie, internally: cannot believe I get to peg this himbo every night





















