Theytried to kill me but im back
formerly @crocutacanidae, i was wrongfully terminated with zero warnings! so i would like to find my mutuals again pleasies

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Theytried to kill me but im back
formerly @crocutacanidae, i was wrongfully terminated with zero warnings! so i would like to find my mutuals again pleasies
leader mug famous
i know how you can get the mug but itll take 15 years and land you an afterlife in yucky sand city
what is your fate
mugless
ETERNAL SAND CITY
now see it cutestyle
[ID: Discord screenshot reading "as the slut gnomes are inside false Berlin, and are not carrying hostile intent, slaying them is not a requirement for the job". End ID]
would you believe me if i said the context was an OC thing
it gave me The Cutes!
The Cutes!!!!! =>::]
The Cutes
Religious alter: I was put here by God to help the system
Atheist alter: I split due to a dissociative process the brain has developed to handle stress
Agnostic alter: No one knows what I'm doing here
Pfp updated, back to the one by my friend @trans-bunny-boy
I hate that it gets blurred out by Tumblr, I wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't said something
Oh shit yeah, here it is for those that can't see it
actually i have a quick question i wanna see if i got the wrong impression about something
Nonbinary transmasc folks, which of these would be your ideal transition plan?
Yes HRT, yes top surgery
Yes HRT, no top surgery
No HRT, yes top surgery
No HRT, no top surgery
bringing up the fact Leader named me instead of using my code to rhys solely to piss him off. 💚War and hate
context hat
rhys is the first admin within thw brigade, making him one step behind Leader and functionally Her right hand. most of what he does is managing the church and not the brigade but even still
beasts are functionally always the lowest possible rank in the brigade due to our function as Objects Of War and not people
this ^ can only ever change if we're promoted to wardens, who are personal guardians for Leader Herself
while being a warden is more than just getting called your name instead of your code, being called your name by Leader would pretty much only happen, especially consistently, if you were a warden
a warden would technically still be ranked below rhys, and he COULD continue treating me like a common beast, but it would be seen as odd and unbecoming in a way he (as next in line) wouldnt want
even if literally none of this matters anymore we all still feel Fictively Enough for this to matter to him
so i get to piss him off by going Oh, You havent heard? Not even Leader is using my code for me. and he gets to go That's great! and get so angry he clenches his fist and his hand shatters
"why would this make him angry" he doesnt like me
Cute fox iz cute <3
I did not spend years of my life at university studying rome in classes that were over 50% women to let someone say "rome may be for the guys" on my post!!!
men aren't obsessed with Rome they're obsessed with being patriarchs who get to subjugate everyone around them. He doesn't care about Pliny the Elder, he's having wet dreams where he gets to be Caesar. It's unironically the new vegas thing, we're living in an age beyond on-the-nose satire. This was also mussolini's deal
Full elaboration is gonna have to be later, just taking a few minutes to cool off after a shower before starting my homework; but I do think it's pretty obvious that the strain of vindictively disdainful anti-intellectualism and conspiratorial thought devouring the imperial core whole and unfortunately being spread via its parasitic connections to the civilized world is kind of directly traceable to the choices made in the pursuit of anti-communism.
Oops it turns out you can't keep thinking critically for too much longer as a cultural zeitgeist if your response to the most critical thought to ever exist is rabid, chauvinistic nationalism, teehee now there are maggots eating your country's brain and they're in the highest echelons of power. :3
Uh oh! Your grandpa wanted to own the commies so your grandkids are going to be learning about white genocide in civics, the firmament in physics, and hyperboria in history!
So like there simply is no factually, morally correct justification for being the core of the most gluttonously cruel empire in human history right? All you can do when that's pointed out is cope and suppress, which means the only answer you can give is the wrong one - and those wrong answers make their way into the cultural consciousness like runoff chicken shit growth hormone water soaks into the nearby river.
If you're allowed to be wrong, if 'everyone's entitled to their opinion' is a cultural touchstone, but also there are some ideas so radically, evilly subversive that just being exposed to them is sufficient to overwrite your will (because of course communist ideas can't be debated in the capitalist marketplace of ideas, being as fire to water - hence the lie of brainwashing) then to try to expose people to ideas they disagree with necessarily becomes an infringement on liberty, an attempt to kill the intangible personhood they contain that's free of being changed by ideas, because of course all capitalist approved ideas within the overton window are simply politically inert facts of human nature and the way of the world.
Within those confines, to try to convince an american to be a communist is tantamount to attempted murder, which means it's reasonable to defend yourself at all times with reciprocally proportionate self defense - and to be on the lookout with the anxious paranoia of the white settler for anyone who might have the knife of Marxism-Leninism aimed at your occipital for an ideological lobotomy.
Then, of course, because dialectical historical materialism can't be allowed to take root, because it points accurately to capitalism being a passing and abusive fad, historically speaking, the people are denied their capacity to see history as a winding river - and need to be told it's a terrifying whirlwind of non-logical disjointed events happening for no rhyme or reason anecdotally.
Though uneducated and deliberately denied the facts of the world, the average American has at least a familiarity with the fact that they're loathed, universally, by everyone in the rest of the world for one reason or another. Not being allowed to be told why that is lest they grasp the monstrosity of their cruelty towards the whole of humanity and the whole cultural entity commits an egregoric suicide on the spot, they retreat into the realm of conspiracy to connect the dots with invisible, all powerful shadow entities, known in the common parlance as Jews, that are deliberately obfuscating the education of the true history and state of the world from them, the main characters of the world around which the whole arc of human history bends.
So, with all these disparate floating concepts being allowed to run roughshod over the noosphere, you get a society gripped with a bone deep terror that they're 100% right, the only things they can think are that they have enemies, and everyone who tries to convince them otherwise is One Of Them And Trying To Get Me - and oops now measles gets to come back from the 18th century and every autopsy finds a lego brick in your appendix.
we really can’t overstate how damaging it has been to indoctrinate the public with the idea that if they let themselves eat as much as they want, they’ll eat too much. human bodies, when permitted over the long term to eat as much as they want, actually get really, really good at calibrating their hunger and satiety, and will over time eat exactly the right amount for themselves. the common conception of a balanced eater as a minimal or restrained eater is absolutely wrong. balanced eaters eat quite a lot (compared to diet cultural ideas about right intake amounts), and they do so consistently and permanently. healthy, balanced eating isn’t some tightrope walk, it’s a gigantic net of total permission to eat.
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new and updated list of people you absolutely have to love:
trans women
autistic people
plural systems
people of colour
yourself
you have to love them more than you hate their haters
you have to love them more than you hate their haters!!
The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.
shes cominge to kissa yoyu!!!!!!!!