alphabet soup and fandom madness

××× Kato (He/Him) • I come out of the cave once in a while to post things that are arguably funny • Multifandom/original art, memes, text posts, reblogs • See pinned post for tags, fandoms, and links • I'm 18+, but my blog is open to 16+ EXCEPT FOR DMs (don't DM if under 18) • I use bad words, but don't post explicit material, just tread carefully ×××

[underworld-cows]

See how my multi-fandom hellhole blog is poorly organized :)

TAGS LIST: (a mess)

#kato speaks : sharing my thoughts or ideas, lots of rants

#kato thinks he's funny : I attempt a joke, meant to be satire and unserious

#kato reblogs : wanted it on my blog !!! Not original content

FANDOMS:

#kato creates : my art and fics

#kato fic announcements : updates and shit posting about the fanfictions I write

Recently my most active fandoms are:

My Hero Academia (anime & manga)

Bungou Stray Dogs

All For the Game (Nora Sakavik)

Voltron Legendary Defender

DISCLAIMERS:

Also: Riordanverse (Rick Riordan), House MD, Supernatural, Splatoon, Marauders, Dan and Phil, Arcane (LoL TV series), Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonadow shipping mostly), Helluverse (Vivziepop), The Amazing Digital Circus, Jujutsu Kaisen, and a ton more.

Alt text: I try to make a habit of making my blog accessible to screen readers, but sometimes I just drop stuff on here on a whim without remembering to create alt text. If you are a post of mine without alt text, feel free to reach out and prompt me to add it!

Age rating: my blog is minor-friendly. I'm not a minor, but I don't post much (if any) explicit content. I do use swear words and slurs (f*gg*t, cr*pple, tr*nny, sl*t, and wh*ore, all of which apply to me in the context that I use them)

DMs, Asks, and Tagging Me: I don't respond to donation requests (asks, DMs) or anything that feels like you're trying to sell me something. I ignore them. Honestly, I assume anyone asking for money or offering a service in exchange for money is a bot. I am completely open for anything else, though!! Anon or not, all cool. Also, feel free to tag me in posts you think I'll like. I think it's sweet.

Also I'm very sorry if I spam like your blog. Sometimes I get confused or overly excited. I know some people find it annoying, and I try to avoid it.

Personally, I welcome spam liking/commenting/Reblogging my blog. I don't have notifs on ever, so it doesn't bother me. If I log on to 10 notes from one person, I'd be flattered, not annoyed.

Last edited: 4 June 2026

[underworld-cows]

*slaps my resume on the desk* Bachelor's degree in faggotry. Take it or leave it.

[underworld-cows]

Guys I finished the full draft for DIWK

Now it just needs to be edited, beta read, and polished. We're so close to actually finishing this beast that's taken me since AUGUST 2025. By the time it's all out, it'll probably already be past its 1 year anniversary 😭

[nixkxart]

apologies in advance—

[redstonedust]

nothing hits quite like tragic doomed estranged sibling characters

[underworld-cows]

#Regulus and Sirius Black. #Shoto and Touya Todoroki. #Violet and Jinx. #Andrew and Aaron Minyard. #Eda and Lilith Clawthorne. #Stanley and Stanford Pines. #Mai and Maki Zenin. #Zanka and Kyouka Nijiku. #Zen and Yoichi Shigaraki. #Sanemi and Genya Shinazugawa. #Nico and Bianca di Angelo (sort of).

[underworld-cows]

I am so up to my knees in WIPs, it is not even funny

[underworld-cows]

It's him, officer. The hospital lurker.

[underworld-cows]

If I had a nickel for every time Hawks was just standing there on the phone near an active crime scene, I'd have so many nickels it's not even funny

[underworld-cows]

I'm starting to cross-post my fics to Wattpad. Wish me luck 🫠🫠

[underworld-cows]

Get a load of these freaks lurking on crates in the background. To assert dominance. Or whatever.

[underworld-cows]

These manspreaders make me sick

[underworld-cows]

One thing about me is that it's always the weird things that gross me out.

Like, if a loved one asked me to examine their shit for C. Diff, or check for ticks in their armpits, it simply would not bother me.

But mouth noises and loud breathing? Somehow, that is what gets me.

[underworld-cows]

This was a scheduled post from when I was half passed out on the bathroom floor a few days ago. I do my weirdest shitposting when I'm sick. But ykw? I stand by it (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[underworld-cows]

One thing about me is that it's always the weird things that gross me out.

Like, if a loved one asked me to examine their shit for C. Diff, or check for ticks in their armpits, it simply would not bother me.

But mouth noises and loud breathing? Somehow, that is what gets me.

[thememedaddy]

[yeytomi]

Draw your favorite with your problem?

[underworld-cows]

Sorry to everyone who follows me for anything but MHA.... Here's another installment in my Hawks et al. posting spree

This time with owie toe (me too)

[dynachan]

Why does this keep happening to him...

Can he stop getting tied up for ONE damn minute?

[underworld-cows]

It's a family curse

Edit: The curse didn't skip Natsuo, either

[electricpurrs]

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny